This week began with Sadr supporters storming Iraq's parliament, and a British guy released from an Iraqi prison after stealing artifacts. Plus Kentucky flooding, House passes assault weapons ban, Philippines university shooting, Congo UN riots, Burn Pit legislation fails, and an 88 year old man was caught pleasuring himself in front of his neighbors for the third time. Music: Enola Gay/"Sofa Surfing"

Started this week with the Turkish artillery strike that killed 8 inside Iraq, then the jihadist attack near the Malian Capital. Also a female public sex act, Italian PM quits, more Jan 6th fallout, US soldier killed by lightning, and a Somali guy in Malta arrested after pleasuring self; finishing, on woman in city bus. Music: Quavo & Takeoff/"Hotel Lobby"

Back to it after taking last week off... got started with the collapse of the Sri Lankan government and where it goes from here. Plus the German military officer who wanted to start a revolution was found guilty, Iranian war criminal sentenced in Sweden, Mexico cartel leader caught, Gavin Newsom prepping for presidential run, and a UK priest was caught by a parishioner completely nude having sex with a vacuum cleaner. Music: Machine Head/"Take My Scars"

Started this week with that earthquake that hit Iran, plus Iranian spies getting fired over Israel's success in hitting targets within the country. Plus the ISIS terrorist trial in France and Belgium ends in convictions, Philippines prez sworn in, guy gets ten years for banging horses, Jan 6th hearings roll on, India religious unrest increases, and a Florida pastor is caught pleasuring himself at a Starbucks. Music: Mareux: "The Perfect Girl"

Started this week with the Norway mass shooting, which police are investigating as an anti-LGBT hate crime, and then talked about the huge death toll from the Afghanistan earthquake. Plus the South Korean rocket launch, British paratrooper orgy, Roe vs. Wade overturned, Biden signs gun bill, and a gun in Maryland pleasures self/finishes on a grocery store worker. Music: Minor Threat/"Minor Threat"

Got started this week by talking about the attack on the few remaining Sikhs in Afghanistan, and then went into whether or not China found an alien radio signal. Then it was the stock market/crypto meltdown, Hershel Walker says weird shit, record number of illegal crossings at border, and a British cop is fired after grabbing rookie's genitals; yelling to other cops, "he's got a small one!" Music: 2 Chainz/"Million Dollars Worth of Game"

Started with the week-long riots in India between Muslims and Hindus, and then took a look at Canada's ridiculous cigarette-lableling policies. Then it was Jan 6th hearing, Grindr kidnapping, Summit of Americas protest, South Korea arson, Airline demands language test, and a Pakistan guy shoved a long wire up his urethra because he (allegedly) couldn't urinate. Music: Seals and Crofts/"Summer Breeze"

Got started this week with the suspicious "suicide" of another top Iranian military official, and then a rundown of the first 100 days of the Ukraine war. Then it was tons of gun law stuff, Female CCT candidate already quitting (again,) Kuwait objects to US embassy pride tweets, California reparations recommendations, and a top Pennsylvania drug cop wanted to bang a prostitute after she had been banged by a dog. Music: Sepultura/"Roots Bloody Roots"

Got started this week with a deep dive into the horrific school shooting in Texas with an updated timeline of how it all unfolded. Plus a drone attack on an Iranian government facility, Cyclist murderer still on the run, French banker jumps 32 stories to his death, North Korea missile tests, Quebec stiffens french language laws, and a nude man in Louisiana breaks into a business and tries to bang two huge guard dogs. Music: Depeche Mode/"Enjoy the Silence"

Started this week with a spate of election news: Australia, Lebanon, Israel, and the US. Then got into the UFO hearings, the Buffalo shooter decapitated a cat, Elon Musk's sexual harassment woes, UK MP arrested for rape, and a guy in India smoked marijuana and felt so guilty that he castrated himself. Music: Migos/"Racks 2 Skinny"