More on the ongoing drama in Afghanistan, including the suicide bombing that killed 13 American troops. Also a Bolivian ex-president tried to kill herself in jail, new whale species fossil discovered, Tennessee guy severs his own penis and tosses it while being chased by cops, Robert Kennedy's assassin up for parole, SCOTUS tosses eviction moratorium, and a guy in India dies after using super glue to seal up his genital. Music: MGMT/"Little Dark Age"

Started with a LONG update on all the chaos going on in Afghanistan, and then a quick Haiti update. Then it was on to the ongoing panic in the Vatican over Grindr data, that nut who had the fake bomb at the Capitol, Netflix insider trading, Guantanamo 9/11 hijacking trial update, OnlyFans to block explicit content, and a Catholic bishop in Brazil resigns after a tape of him pleasuring himself appears on social media. Music: Grouplove/"Deleter"

Started with the rapid and ongoing collapse of Afghanistan, and possible evacuation of US embassy in Kabul. Plus China flooding, Algeria fires, Lebanon corruption, South Korea sex assault laws involving bodily fluids, USMC Raider awarded Navy cross, and a Michigan guy shoved 6 kidney beans into urethra so he could "shoot them out." Music: T-78 & Akki/"New World"

Started this week with Mexico's ridiculous lawsuit against US gun manufacturers, and then talked about Iraq's efforts to reclaim their archeological artifacts. Then it was on to the Lebanon financial crisis, the Trans city council member who confronted the store owner, Seaman charged in Bonhomme Richard arson, Gov. Cuomo found to have harassed women, priest charged with dissolving wife's corpse in acid, and a Ugandan guy was angry at his cheating wife so he severed his own penis; promptly dies. Music: Metallica/"Harvester of Sorrow"

Started this week with more wildfire news, this time in Turkey and the Mediterranean. Then it was some Afghanistan updates, a Syrian doc on trial for war crimes, another amateur castrator, Capitol Hill riot testimony, US sailor arrested for Bonhomme Richard arson, Green Beret dies during dive training, and an Indian temple had their two goddesses defiled by bodily fluids. Music: ZZ Top/"Legs"

Started this week with the US conducting airstrikes in Afghanistan to cover the hapless Afghan national army forces, then swing over to Iraq, where the Prime Minister is demanding we leave. Then it was on to yet another InCel plot, VA vet scammer who pretended to be blind somehow qualified as an archery instructor, China flooding, Michigan Governor kidnapping plot update, and a Massachusetts teen is arrested after being caught on camera banging a horse. Music: Pennywise/"Get a Life"

This week I got started by covering the devastating European floods, and then got into the Pakistan terror attack on Chinese nationals. Then it was the Cuba protests, Haiti assassination update, Iraqi hospital fire, the Black Rifle coffee New York Times article, first female Navy SWCC graduates, and a guy in Thailand stuck his penis in a lock and left in there for two weeks. Music: Biz Markie/"Turn the Party Out"

Started this week by talking about the assassination of the President of Haiti, and the long history of US intervention there. Then got into how the Taliban is now closing in on Kandahar and taking over the entire country. Plus the rugby player suspended for penetrating player on field, Bangladesh deadly fire kills dozens, Jan 6th Capitol riot hysteria, Michael Avenatti sentenced to prison, and an anti-gay french priest is arrested after banging dudes attempting to "cure" them. Music: Bad Religion/"Infected"

Got started this week with the historic withdrawal from Afghanistan's Bagram air base, and the future of Afghanistan. Then it was the humiliating defeat of the Ethiopian army at the hands of the Tigrayan rebels, Mexico decriminalizes marijuana, 100th anniversary of the ChiCom party, CA recall set for Sept. 14, lots of Supreme Court action, and yet another India air compressor rectal assault. Music: Joyhauser/"Pigment"

Back from a week off... started this week in Germany, where a Somali immigrant killed three females in a knife attack. Then it was the Chinese martial arts school fire, the Florida building collapse, the old man caught defacating/masturbating in a park baseball dugout, General Milley defending military wokeness, the Nellis AFB drag queen show, and a guy in Colorado watching a live stream of his surveillance camera as a dude banged his horse. Music: Rage Against the Machine/"Snakecharmer"