Katherine Ryan is back in her filthy library and this week’s seductive scribes are none other than Lou Sanders and Harriet Kemsley. They’ve been set the curious mission of crafting a steamy encounter set during an apocalypse, featuring a head torch, canned food and a zombie who isn’t just hungry for brains… 🐱

Thought you knew the female form? Lou gives us a sexy biology lesson with her VERY detailed story. BUT can it top Harriet’s shocking fetishes?

And who will win Katherine’s GIRTHY pen?! 🍆

New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier.

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Welcome to Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan, the hilariously horny podcast where comedians get their smut on, penning filthy fiction about each other.

This week’s seductive scribes are none other than Stevie Martin and Fatiha El-Ghorri. Their mission? To craft a steamy encounter set in a car showroom - featuring a car salesman, a custom paint job, and a steering wheel. But who will get a winning place on Katherine's FILTHY bookshelf?

Will Stevie’s natural flair for ‘cliterature’ give her the edge? Or will Fatiha’s sultry French accent and high-octane imagination send her screeching into pole position?

Buckle up — it’s going to be a very dirty ride.

New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier

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Welcome to Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe.

Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other. Yes, each other.

What follows is pure, glorious chaos: bold readings, awkward reactions, overshares galore, and Katherine stirring the pot with her razor-sharp quips, uncomfortable questions, and deliciously sarcastic commentary.

After both tales are aired, Katherine crowns the week’s “Erotica Champion” based on sexiness, funniness, and creativity… or sometimes just because she feels like it. The winning story earns a spot on her firm bookshelf and a huge…pen.

New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier

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Clinking signet rings, hotel prank calls and a weird reference to Elvish...

By popular demand, Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy are BACK for CHAPTER TWO

‘Tom’s Ring’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Mere hours after Jamie and Tom’s friendship is propelled into a different dimension, the two friends find themselves back in the shower, only this time the only thing separating them is a flimsy shower curtain...

‘Could it get hotter? It just did' Washington Post

‘Just the Two of Us’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

On a tension filled evening in London, Jamie and Tom explore their friendship one step further at dinner… Will Tom succumb to Jamie’s power?

’Hot. Hot. Hot.’ The Evening Standard 

Credits:

Executive Producer: @Jamielaing

Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Videographer: @jamierg99

Engineer: Jamie Biles

Original Theme: SnackTracks

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Chewing gum whilst giving head, pulling on public transport and free drinks when your married?!

Presenting co-hosts of the podcast, Pop Off Lewys Ball, and Isla Loba…

‘All Tied Up’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

A sunny afternoon in Shoreditch House. A stolen metallic pink mini Telfar bag. At what lengths will Isla go for feminism and fashion? And will the culprit be the man that she’s been waiting for? 

‘A modern-day thriller’ The Sunday Times

‘Thirteen Reasons Why’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

When Lewys is supposed to interview his dream guest, things take an unexpected turn…

’Fist-bump worthy!’ The Evening Standard 

Credits:

Executive Producer: @Jamielaing

Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Videographer: @jamierg99

Engineer: Jamie Biles

Original Theme: SnackTracks

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Sexting, losing your virginity behind the back of the Albert Hall and checking nudes…

Presenting Miles Nazaire, and Liv Bentley…

‘The Coffee Cup Boy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

On an early morning Sunday in Chelsea, Olivia unleashes her fantasies on an unsuspecting coffee shop worker. Will the coffee be too hot to handle? 

‘I need to visit this coffee shop’ Good Health

‘The Workout’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

After a long, hard day of filming, Miles grabs a drink a The Naughty Horse - the hottest new club in Chelsea. A gift from a mysterious stranger leads to an even bigger gift… 

’Sensational!’ GQ

Credits:

Executive Producer: @Jamielaing

Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Videographer: @jamierg99

Engineer: Jamie Biles

Original Theme: SnackTracks

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Sex in graveyards, stalking dates and post-coital high fives …

Presenting Catherine Bohart, and Helen Bauer…

‘Piece o’ Pussy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

After a Trusty Hogs recording, Catherine and Helen push their friendship even further and test their electricity… How many sparks will fly in the studio?

‘Trusty Hogs in a whole different light’ The Financial Times

‘The Sneeze’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

In an idyllic field somewhere, a fine maiden called Catherine discovers her colleague Helen. As new feelings are stirred and buttons are undone - who’s flower will be picked first? 

’This is the read of the summer!’ The Independent

Credits:

Executive Producer: @Jamielaing

Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Videographer: @jamierg99

Engineer: Jamie Biles

Original Theme: SnackTracks

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Hard nipples, pretending to fall asleep during sex & The Bible …

Presenting Sophie Duker, and Olga Koch… 

‘Meltdown’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

On a futuristic space station far far away… Olga and Sophie unite in freezing cold temperatures. Will their sizzling chemistry melt the ice away?

’Pulsating!’ The Observer 

‘The Girl with a Prawn Tattoo’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

A 6am slack invite leads Olga to discover an underground secret circle… Which mysterious member will lead to Olga’s biggest homecoming yet?

’Is Sophie the next Jane Austin? ’ The Sunday Times 

Credits:

Executive Producer: @Jamielaing

Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Videographer: @jamierg99

Engineer: Jamie Biles

Original Theme: SnackTracks

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Thrusting, tent sex & ‘pulling’ at the market…

Presenting Micky Overman, and Sarah Keyworth… 

‘Juliet is Going To Die’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Sarah, The Ruler of The North must give the land’s sacrifice, Juliet, one last gift before the ceremony. Is the sacrifice worth saving?

’The rights to the film must be sold!’ The Sunday Times

‘Cum On My Tulips’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

In this Dutch erotica, we see how a broken bicycle leads Micky to Vincent, the blond haired blue eyed painter. Will the seductive painter manage to paint Micky’s tulip? 

’Tantalising… ’ The Evening Standard

Credits:

Executive Producer: @Jamielaing

Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Videographer: @jamierg99

Engineer: Jamie Biles

Original Theme: SnackTracks

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Farting during ejaculation, socks on during sex and… thorny bushes? 

Presenting Roman Kemp, and Tom Grennan - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…

'Love Baking' ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Breakfast show host, Roman Kemp must be in bed by 7.30pm every night. But when he meets Cherry Berry at a baking competition, his world is flipped upside-down. Will his dough rise in time before 7.30pm, or will it be soggy bottoms for Roman?

'Sweet and salty in all the right places' Good Housekeeping

‘How It Felt’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

A water bottle explosion at the Summertime Ball leads to even greater, wetter explosions when Tom and the mysterious, Cressida’s worlds collide. 

'Music to make love to - spellbinding' NME

Credits:

Executive Producer: @Jamielaing

Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Videographer: @jamierg99

Engineer: Jamie Biles

Original Theme: SnackTracks

A JamPot Production

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