Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Don't mess with Lincolnton, man! That's what Uncle Joey says. A lot of you say LinkedIn, but you know, La Craw, La Croix, feel me? 

When you listen to our show remember to RESPEK our name. Otherwise we'll be FINISHED and DONE with you. 

The mommy's really do their thang in this one and even talk to Tommy's Mommy about his new, important revelation. He's not only Poly and Bi...listen to find out what ELSE he, er, they is now. 

JEANS FOREVER.

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Tommy and Tina went on a pegging adventure. Please take a look. Also, note that pegging doesn't involve another dude (BERT).

You want to hear/see something gross? You KNOW we've got you covered. There's a young dude who likes grandma's GROSSSSS. 

Plus there's a girl who is in to tasting the uh, splooge, of dudes from different ethnicities. GROSSSSSSER.

Tina tries to trick Tom into playing incriminating clips of verbal "slip ups." Will it backfire on Tina? Probably. 

And a NEW Gnawm Sayin King is proud to take his throne. Smell us?

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We know the show is popular but even Rachel Maddow listens! Wow, and of course, Hey Hitler back at ya!

It's been a while so we gave Top Dog a call and this one not only did not disappoint - it was epic. Like Wipe Down Epic. 

This ep is loaded: Crazie Locs listens to a fan song, a NEW abusive pimp, La Croix responds, NEW vocal fry, and a bunch of Would You Rather's. 

This ep is the Jeans' Jeans. 

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Hello, F**K Boys! We are ready for you to do battle. On guard!

T Bunz went on local TV in Cleveland and called out Crazie Locs. We thought that would have been the biggest news of this episode, but it isn't because - BRACE YOURSELF -

CRAZIE LOCS finally speaks directly to us. 

Did that last sentence process? If it didn't read it again. 

Also, you know what I'm saying, you feel me, understand? And now SMELL ME? All in one clip from one person and he's the only one speaking. Amazing. 

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We'd like to dedicate this episode to all those days when you're feeling a little down, a little alone, a little like a d-bag that would dedicate an episode to someone. 

We got that Crazie Locs jam you know you want cause this time someone ELSE made it better. 

La Croix is French. Unless you are Tina jeans then you're all, "it's LA CROY." 

Plus we listen to what Tommy thought was Hungarian and ended up just being abusive!

This is the kind of episode that'll have you wondering aloud, Where's The C*m?

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