Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. 

It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. 

More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too!

Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19.

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Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. 

It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. 

More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too!

Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19.

Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man?

Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh.

Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us. 

They are delightful, hilarious and sweet to no end. Learn how these two Ted's fell in love, rose to fame on YouTube and more. 

Try it out!

Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man?

Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh.

Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us. 

They are delightful, hilarious and sweet to no end. Learn how these two Ted's fell in love, rose to fame on YouTube and more. 

Try it out!

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We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT!

So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle. 

Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No.

An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt.

AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor joins us and we can say without question he is a hall of fame guest. 

Pull your jeans up, but don't touch your peepee. 

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We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT!

So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle. 

Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No.

An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt.

AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor joins us and we can say without question he is a hall of fame guest. 

Pull your jeans up, but don't touch your peepee. 

Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something!

Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge.

The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious. 

We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more.

Pull em up!

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Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something!

Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge.

The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious. 

We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more.

Pull em up!

A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you? 

Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much he looks like a man now). 

Plus we ALL laugh at a man who was electrocuted on live TV. Does he live? You'll have to listen to find out. 

The FGTRTD saga continues, we read your emails, play an AMAZING new prank call featuring Top Dog AND does President Obama listen to YMH?!?!

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A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you? 

Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much he looks like a man now). 

Plus we ALL laugh at a man who was electrocuted on live TV. Does he live? You'll have to listen to find out. 

The FGTRTD saga continues, we read your emails, play an AMAZING new prank call featuring Top Dog AND does President Obama listen to YMH?!?!