Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us. 

This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it. 

We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea). 

Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things. 

THEN due to CP's pregnancy and the recording schedule we had to keep things going, we have a DENTAL UPDATE with Charo and Tom IN STUDIO. 

As if that isn't enough, the great and hilarious Nikki Glaser joins us in studio to discuss her blossoming radio career - she hosts You Up? on Sirius, she continues to travel the country performing stand up and she recently taped the CC Roast of Bruce Willis, where she no doubt burned him badly. 

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This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us. 

This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it. 

We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea). 

Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things. 

THEN due to CP's pregnancy and the recording schedule we had to keep things going, we have a DENTAL UPDATE with Charo and Tom IN STUDIO. 

As if that isn't enough, the great and hilarious Nikki Glaser joins us in studio to discuss her blossoming radio career - she hosts You Up? on Sirius, she continues to travel the country performing stand up and she recently taped the CC Roast of Bruce Willis, where she no doubt burned him badly. 

Please support our sponsors: 

ShadyRays.com code: MOM

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23andMe.com/mom

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The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him. 

Also, do you think we should get fart mics for the studio we might be moving to? 

Pull up your jeans and listen what will be an all time classic. 

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The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him. 

Also, do you think we should get fart mics for the studio we might be moving to? 

Pull up your jeans and listen what will be an all time classic. 

The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic). 

This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments.

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The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic). 

This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments.

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The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world. 

From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end. 

Kevin is a natural fit with your mothers. Pull your jeans up for a real treat, meow. 

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The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world. 

From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end. 

Kevin is a natural fit with your mothers. Pull your jeans up for a real treat, meow. 

It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation. 

Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud screams from people in pain are indeed FUNNY. 

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