Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Jeans Within! Jeans Within! 

Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary. 

PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded - all different styles that you, the listener submitted. 

AND we have a transracial woman, well, she sure sounds like one. What do you think? 

Charles Manson is dead! John Daly hates water! and "Do you 69 at 69"??

Get into it, Jeans. 

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When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean!

Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...showering?!

PLUS, we have She's Retarded remixes, Louie CK talk, profane coaches with kids and MORE!!

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The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you. 

And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like to hear about it. 

We have MORE Machines Within and some NEW She's Retarded tracks. 

Grab a bottle of mineral water and ENJOY!

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Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny.

We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a strong sex drive and, well, we should just let him explain. Seems like a nice guy. 

We also have the KING farting on his dog. Is this okay? And Steven Seagal isn't just the worst actor he MIGHT be an equally bad person. Lets explore!

MACHINES WITHIN!!

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The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lots of crazy, lots of funny, Machines Within and of course a Dental Update.

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