Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode). 

Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there. 

And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover he has some sage advice for the ladies as well. 

Put in your earbuds and let this one rip. It's simply Jeanstastic!

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This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I. 

We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a sentence we simply don't hold back. 

When a juggalo dreams of writing a new song, well, DJ Dadmouth helps make that dream come true - IN THE MOMENT. Is there a hit on our hands? 

Don't forget to watch CP's new special, Mother Inferior only on NETFLIX!

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What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation. 

Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever. 

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If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person. 

The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down. 

We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them. 

PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so. 

Pull those jeans up!

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If you go on a run and you gotta make a brown is that really such a bad thing? One lady in Colorado Springs might do in on your lawn in front of your family! NEATO!

Tommy shot a special in Denver over the weekend. We recap the festivities for you PLUS now Tina is the one with sick jeans. 

Dad boner with a snow blower? Yes.

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