Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact. 

Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There's a JV squad and we go thru it. 

When first class disappoints you, what do you do? We complain, bitterly. 

Plus, Jean has a very important dental update (cause she's a show off). And a LIVE F-A-R-T was captured on the show and it should settle the Fart Champ debate once and for all. 

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Some people are just gross and then there's THIS lady. Whoa. And coming from us that's pretty special. She puts her finger, well, just listen. 

Plus, if you had to say one of us is a better burper who would you choose, Gene or Jean? 

There are some epic Dad Boners in this one and an absolute gift of a Hey Mommy order. And thankfully there's a nasal alien that breaks that down for us too. 

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Dearest Jean, 

This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she love it (more than she loves Tom). 

Some French guy wants to teach you about loving your lingam and the mommies saw Get Out - go see it!

How often do you run into massage therapists that are also smokers? I guess Tom's just lucky. 

All of that, plus vocal fry, dental updates and more!

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When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE.

Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut sugar (mostly). 

Plus Tina gets grossed out by a gagging video and we have some new really boring stuff to play for you. 

Some fashion is absurd and we gladly make fun of it. How do some guys tolerate ball kicks? Are you one of those guys? could you drop us a line? 

We are more than honored that the President spoke our name. Please enjoy these fresh pressed jeans. 

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Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip!

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