Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Don't hit me, Mummy! Don't hurt me, mummy! This week Tommy recaps his big celebration trip with Burnt and both pairs of Jeans have a Dental Update. Who do you think has the more perfect smile? Jack Reach Around Two is reviewed. Spoiler Alert: It's a pile of garbage. More emails and more orders of Hey, Mommy....Thanks, Jeans!

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Finally! Someone is talking about the real issues - how do you mop up all that stuff after you make kisses? A nice British lady is going to show us the way (it's the Shower).

Plus - you weigh in on the Personality Battle. Hey, some of you are a little TOO honest. Thanks.

We meet a lady who wants to live with no environmental impact. That includes REUSING toilet paper. NEAT.

And Hey, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans rolls on.

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The McAfee Virus guy isn't just a genius when it comes to protecting your PC. He also has discovered that hammocks are great for lounging on and pooping off of. Just listen to this parade of women tell you about it. 

Plus, you've picked sides when it comes to #Water, #Posture and #fitness. Now the two jeans break down who has a better #personality. Which side are YOU on?!

We have a new most boring video ever. Is it real? Doubtful. More dad accents, Horrible or Hilarious and some Hall Of Fame level ordering of "Hi, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans!"

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Reach into your pants, hold on to your twig and berries and take a DEEP SNIFF.

That's how you train to be a good pup. Good boy. 

Tommy is deep in his weight loss competition with Burnt. These last 24 hours are rough!

We revisit with Orlando Brown who has new ways to describe his sexual exploits. 

Plus, what YMH word does Tina add to her coffee order? Are you ready to step up your "Hi Mommy, Thanks Jeans" Game? 

It's all here. 

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Does your shoulder hurt? Have you tired saluting the Fuhrer? We can tell you one thing for sure - It Helps!!

Christina considers the Skullet - the haircut that Tommy has been pushing for years. Will you urge her to get it done? Thanks.

The Mommies consider potty training for their little boy. What word should they use to describe going number 2? Making brown, caca, taking a dump. Lets figure it out together. 

We revisit the EV mic guy and more mommies are doing "Hey, mommy" orders.

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