Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz!

Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin.

Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:00 - Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate

00:00:00 - YMH LIVE X

00:00:00 - Chicago

00:00:00 - Christina's Hot Black Dream

00:00:00 - Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did

00:00:00 - The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant

00:00:00 - 50 Year Old Loser

00:00:00 - Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories

00:00:00 - Tom & Christina's Kids

00:00:00 - Comedic Scene Shifts

00:00:00 - TradWife Trend

00:00:00 - Dad Things

00:00:00 - American Stand Up & Storytelling

00:00:00 - White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors

00:00:00 - Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories

00:00:00 - Temptation Island Spain

00:00:00 - Aaron The Plumber Fights People

00:00:00 - Sam's Tailor

00:00:00 - Wrap Up

00:00:00 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad

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On this special episode of Your Mom’s House, we celebrate 800 episodes of the podcast that birthed Studio Jeans. On today’s show, we take a look at some highlights from the last one hundred episodes such as Fart Gate, Nadav’s passing, Stavros reacting to Norm’s poutine, and the Enny vs Ryan basketball rivalry. We also look back at Dan Soder’s Chapelle impression, Caitlin Campbell’s daily vlog, ICP’s YKWIS supercut. Other topics include: Garth Brooks, Robert Smith, Bryce Mitchell, Andy Milonakis, Candace Owens, and Alec Baldwin’s new reality show. Here’s to 800 more! Enjoy.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 800

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:29 - Opening Clip: Footjob Review

00:09:17 - Clip: Be Young & Ruin Things

00:14:18 - YMH Civil War: Ryan Vs Enny

00:28:05 - Stavros Reacts to Norm's Poutine

00:31:50 - Garth Brooks, Dan Soder's Chapelle Impression, & Robert Smith

00:39:15 - Nadav's Passing & Caitlin Campbell

00:46:14 - ICP YKWIS Supercut & Airtight Abby

00:50:28 - Fart Gate

00:58:44 - Ice Cold Pepsi, Bad Haircuts, & Bryce Mitchell

01:09:48 - Alec Baldwin Reality TV & Candace Owens

01:17:09 - Episode 800 Wrap Up

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Pull those jeans up over your head! It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos.

Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:03 - Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads

00:15:41 - Opening Clip: Big Word, What?

00:21:16 - YMH LIVE X

00:24:57 - More 'Appy Burfdays

00:30:51 - Puff Daddy Doc

00:37:14 - Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright

00:39:21 - Comedy Show Fails

00:49:12 - Tour Dates & OnlyFans

00:53:09 - Clip: Dad Pranks

00:56:09 - Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband

00:58:22 - Clip: Morning Rub

01:00:03 - My Husbands Not Gay

01:06:05 - Clip: Pissfluencers

01:06:50 - Back To The Gay Husband Show

01:10:52 - Too Fat For Waymo

01:15:19 - Hit And Run

01:21:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:29:23 - Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul

01:30:40 - Clip: Down For Some Me Time

01:31:24 - Clip: Fart Hard

01:32:21 - Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner

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Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not? We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 798

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:45 - Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts

00:08:49 - Try It Out Tommy

00:17:14 - Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret

00:21:10 - Clip: Whistling The Hits

00:24:12 - Clip: Bert Kershire

00:27:11 - Clip: Danger Farts

00:30:40 - Clip: Trust Black Women

00:32:44 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem

00:35:16 - Clip: Charo Disney Employee

00:36:13 - The Service Industry

00:43:59 - Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy

00:58:35 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks

01:01:54 - Clip: Jaden Smith's Castle Hat

01:02:26 - Goth Tom

01:04:35 - Clip: Spirit Airlines Throw Down

01:06:08 - Black Chicks, Cholas, & White Boyz

01:14:46 - Clip: Eye Witness News

01:17:08 - Clip: Are You Dating A Misandrist?

01:19:28 - Clip: Open Defacation TED Talk

01:23:33 - A Message To Candace Owens

01:30:44 - Some TikToks

01:34:30 - Closing Song: "10 Milli Tom" by Rick G

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man.

Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 797

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler

00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy

00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler

00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots

00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys

00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin'

00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment

00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks

00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order

00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested

00:52:54 - TikToks

00:57:59 - A Normal Life

01:11:23 - Clip: A Barrel Roll

01:14:20 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:17:31 - Garth Brooks

01:22:34 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton.

Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 795

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips

00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol?

00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent

00:13:41 - RPC

00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit

00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form

00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels

00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You

00:31:38 - The Royal "We"

00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman

00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality?

00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting

00:48:44 - Cancel Culture

00:54:07 - Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats

00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny

01:02:52 - Brendan Walsh

01:07:45 - Colin Quinn & Dave Attell

01:11:56 - The Best Of The Best

01:17:47 - Classic Comedies

01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender

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