Would it make the news if Darren was assassinated in the studio? How big would his funeral be? Would al of Finglas weep for their loss? Would influencers take over the ceremony?

Would Joe climbing Mount Everest make the news? Is oxygen while climbing the world’s tallest peak little more than modern day softness?

The comments section on the podcast has taken off in popularity, and to reward that newfound engagement we’re going to field some of them. Darren takes great offence to one that comes after his driving skill.

We wander into a cul de sac of researching cannibalism through the ages, from humans to animals – and Joe is accusing all animals of being guilty of the worst of behaviour.

That leads us to hearing about the youngest rulers of empires throughout history, some tyrannical, some hysterical and (somehow) we end up fact checking if there were sharks in the colosseum.

Joe has been delving into the deepest waters of trash reality TV once again, and once again brings us his personal review of his latest obsession – this time it’s on a boat, with ignorant millionaires berating a hard working crew.

Darren announces his retirement from the vlogging circuit, to great public despair.

And we wonder if it is illegal to watch porn in a pub, or just hugely frowned upon.

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