372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

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In this episode we’ll cover the wild backstory of our 32nd book “The Legend of Rah and the Muggles”. You may have heard about the 2001 lawsuit regarding this and the author’s other books about “Larry Potter” but trust us, the details are wilder than you can imagine.

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Assignment: Read thru Chapter Four.

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Mike did pretty well in his first attempt to solve an Encyclopedia Brown mystery. But will he be able to match wits with Idaville’s most famous boy detective and crack The Case of Merko’s Grandson? Take a listen and find out!

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Ahhh, coziness. Licorice. The sound of ice cream being slopped down while kidnap victims await their fate. Long arms being deftly handled by possibly-retired FBI agents. Birdhouses being made in old, decrepit shoe stores. English paper piecing being done in front of gasping crowds. Reincarnated cat-husbands sneering at your life choice – OH, OH! And gangland murder!!

Yes, we reluctantly bid ahoy to The Quilting Cruise, to Miranda Downing née Hathaway, and yet somehow Mike still has to do Real or Fanfic! How WE ask you, is that possible, this being the last reading of this book?

How?

Over on the 372 Patreon, which you should join now, we’ve been doing an entire second podcast for a year and a half now called 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back where we explore the insane world of Idaville and it’s world famous boy detective Encyclopedia Brown. We challenge each other, as well as hilarious guests, to solve the oftentimes impossible mysteries!

In this first episode, Conor challenges Mike to solve The Case of The Glass of Ginger Ale. Will he have any luck cracking it??

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Redwork is finally explained. As are blackwork, bluework and greenwork. Also (drool alert!) cruise ship food is repeatedly mentioned. I’ve also heard that The Captain’s Dinner happens. And for those of you champing at the bit, YES, Conor recruits the fine men and women who do their great work on the Dark Web.

Plus, there’s Mail and Dumb Sentences!

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Mike and Conor are back in the CozQuiltPlasVerse (still haven’t fully shaken the last book…) You know what that means: Longarms are mastered by devastatingly handsome ex-law enforcement agents. Jeopardy is watched while things happen. Character names fly at you like fake snowflakes on the set of Hot Frosty.

Plus, Mike and Conor go head-to-head in Real or FanFic, we read some mail and we go through the Dumb Sentences of the Week.

Assignment: Read thru Chapter 17

It’s cozy season! It’s cruise season! Wait, can it be BOTH??

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ASSIGNMENT: Read thru Chapter 9

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Finally, the most pressing questions are answered: who is Mrs. Juneanne Stackpoole? Will Anselmo be as big a character as we always assumed? What’s the latest from the Thelwell Brokerage Services?!

Oh, also, though it doesn’t matter or count in the least, the Real of FanFic, Mike v. Conor is tallied.

Plus some listener mail and Dumb Sentences of the Week.

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We have what you all crave: tantalizing new facts about Sid. Also, without noting it we meet what we have to imagine is the 750th character in this relatively short book.

Dumb Sentences join our final Real or FanFic of this book, and, at long last, the full clip that should put to rest the eternal question, “Who is Jim Dalen?”

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We’ve kept you waiting long enough: time to find out the moisture level of Sid’s facial hair and to name the implement or implements he uses to groom it. Also, our experimental Real or FanFic continues to go swimmingly / terribly, depending on whether you’re Team Conor or Team Mike.

ASSIGNMENT: Read thru Chapter 31