A special treat this week. We are joined for a chinwag by the master of one-liners and top comedian Mark Simmons.

We talk about jokes gone wrong, we challenge Mark to give us some one-liners for school to help us get through lessons and find out what Mark used to sell to his teachers back in his school days.

Book tickets to his new tour: https://marksimmons.co.uk/

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🎟️ Get your tickets for the 2025–2026 tour (including The Lowry Lyric Theatre in May 2026):

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🎟️ Make sure you grab your tickets for our next tour — it’s our BIGGEST and BEST one yet, coming to venues across the UK and we seriously can’t wait to see you all! 🗓️✨

📍 Dates & Venues:

🎭 October 2025

18th: Manchester, Aviva Studios 🐝

24th: Rhyl, Pavilion Theatre 🌊

25th: Northampton, Derngate 🏰

26th: Hull, City Hall 🎟️

27th: Reading, Concert Hall 📚

28th: Exeter, Corn Exchange 🌽

29th: London, Hackney Empire 🎡

30th: Worthing, Assembly Hall 🌅

31st: Guildford, G Live 🎶

🎭 November 2025

1st: Torquay, Babbacombe Theatre 🌴

15th: Belfast, Ulster Hall 🍀

🎭 February 2026

14th: Edinburgh, Queen’s Hall 🎻

15th: Newcastle, Tyne Theatre 🎭

17th: Birmingham, Town Hall 🏙️

18th: Sheffield, Memorial Hall 🧱

19th: Leicester, De Montfort Hall 🦊

20th: Bradford, St George’s Hall 🏰

22nd: Cardiff, New Theatre 🏉

🎭 May 2026

22nd: Salford, The Lowry 🎨

🎟️ Grab your tickets now at 2mrpspodcast.com/live 🎟️

👯‍♀️ Tag your teacher crew, bring your mates, and let’s make this tour UNFORGETTABLE! 💃🙌🔥

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