It’s the final episode of the academic year and Mr P and Adam kick things off with a hilarious British points quiz about surviving the recent heatwave. Mr P dives into his feelings of FOMO after the epic Oasis concert at Heaton Park which the Other Mr P throughly enjoyed.

Next up is a laugh-out-loud segment on petty grudges that cover everything from childhood incidents to everyday frustrations with shops, celebrities, and more. The hosts share a mix of funny, awkward, and touching stories from school events including unexpected surprises, unusual visitor moments, and quirky mishaps.

There are plenty of amusing fails and embarrassing moments too, ranging from misunderstandings and awkward questions to virtual events disrupted by distractions at home. The episode wraps up with a wild story from a school sports day involving an unexpected outburst and a surprising twist.

As always the lads thank listeners for their support over the year, remind everyone to enjoy the summer holidays guilt-free, and plug their upcoming live tour with tickets selling fast. Don’t miss out on the extra summer episodes and cracking interviews lined up.

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📍 Dates & Venues:

🎭 October 2025

18th: Manchester, Aviva Studios 🐝

24th: Rhyl, Pavilion Theatre 🌊

25th: Northampton, Derngate 🏰

26th: Hull, City Hall 🎟️

27th: Reading, Concert Hall 📚

28th: Exeter, Corn Exchange 🌽

29th: London, Hackney Empire 🎡

30th: Worthing, Assembly Hall 🌅

31st: Guildford, G Live 🎶

🎭 November 2025

1st: Torquay, Babbacombe Theatre 🌴

15th: Belfast, Ulster Hall 🍀

🎭 February 2026

14th: Edinburgh, Queen’s Hall 🎻

15th: Newcastle, Tyne Theatre 🎭

17th: Birmingham, Town Hall 🏙️

18th: Sheffield, Memorial Hall 🧱

19th: Leicester, De Montfort Hall 🦊

20th: Bradford, St George’s Hall 🏰

22nd: Cardiff, New Theatre 🏉

🎭 May 2026

22nd: Salford, The Lowry 🎨

🎟️ Grab your tickets now at 2mrpspodcast.com/live 🎟️

👯‍♀️ Tag your teacher crew, bring your mates, and let’s make this tour UNFORGETTABLE! 💃🙌🔥

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Welcome back to another cracking episode of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast as we approach the end of the school year. The lads kick things off chatting about the never-ending hustle of the last few weeks — transition days, leavers’ videos, and the relentless buzz of school life that just doesn’t quit.

They dive into some big summer plans, including a highly anticipated Oasis reunion gig (and all the nostalgia and excitement that comes with it), plus the Two Mr Ps live tour with tickets selling fast — don’t miss out on what’s shaping up to be their biggest tour yet!

Next up, they tackle the things that still make them nervous — from dreaded Offstead calls and awkward introductions to those moments when you realise a kid knows more than you do. Plus, the universal anxiety of ringing in sick and those dreaded “quick chats” with the boss. Then the conversation turns hilarious and downright bizarre with a flood of parents’ evening stories — awkward meetings, unexpected phone calls, wild parent antics, and some unforgettable classroom moments that only teachers could survive. From wardrobe malfunctions to mysterious mouse encounters, it’s a rollercoaster of cringe, chaos, and comedy.To round things off, the Mr Ps share some of the funniest, most awkward, and downright cheeky tales from sex education lessons — including classic kid questions that will have you laughing out loud.

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🎟️ Make sure you grab your tickets for our next tour — it’s our BIGGEST and BEST one yet, coming to venues across the UK and we seriously can’t wait to see you all! 🗓️✨

📍 Dates & Venues:

🎭 October 2025

18th: Manchester, Aviva Studios 🐝

24th: Rhyl, Pavilion Theatre 🌊

25th: Northampton, Derngate 🏰

26th: Hull, City Hall 🎟️

27th: Reading, Concert Hall 📚

28th: Exeter, Corn Exchange 🌽

29th: London, Hackney Empire 🎡

30th: Worthing, Assembly Hall 🌅

31st: Guildford, G Live 🎶

🎭 November 2025

1st: Torquay, Babbacombe Theatre 🌴

15th: Belfast, Ulster Hall 🍀

🎭 February 2026

14th: Edinburgh, Queen’s Hall 🎻

15th: Newcastle, Tyne Theatre 🎭

17th: Birmingham, Town Hall 🏙️

18th: Sheffield, Memorial Hall 🧱

19th: Leicester, De Montfort Hall 🦊

20th: Bradford, St George’s Hall 🏰

22nd: Cardiff, New Theatre 🏉

🎭 May 2026

22nd: Salford, The Lowry 🎨

🎟️ Grab your tickets now at 2mrpspodcast.com/live 🎟️

👯‍♀️ Tag your teacher crew, bring your mates, and let’s make this tour UNFORGETTABLE! 💃🙌🔥

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Welcome back for another episode as the Mr Ps kick off July by ranking their favourite and least favourite months of the school year with plenty of laughs and teacher truths. The lads then share the exciting news that the live tour is selling fast, with the first Manchester show now officially sold out. If you haven’t grabbed your tickets yet, get on it!

Next up, they explore the theme of childhood movie trauma, recalling films that genuinely scared them as kids—from The Land Before Time and The Witches to Lion King and more. It’s a nostalgic trip down memory lane with plenty of laughs and sympathy. Finally, they close out with a hilarious collection of parents’ evening stories that only teachers could survive. From awkward encounters and bizarre parent behaviour to cringe-worthy moments and surprising confessions, this episode is packed with the kind of chaos only school life can deliver.

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🎟️ Get your tickets for the 2025–2026 tour (including The Lowry Lyric Theatre in May 2026):

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🎟️ Make sure you grab your tickets for our next tour — it’s our BIGGEST and BEST one yet, coming to venues across the UK and we seriously can’t wait to see you all! 🗓️✨

📍 Dates & Venues:

🎭 October 2025

18th: Manchester, Aviva Studios 🐝

24th: Rhyl, Pavilion Theatre 🌊

25th: Northampton, Derngate 🏰

26th: Hull, City Hall 🎟️

27th: Reading, Concert Hall 📚

28th: Exeter, Corn Exchange 🌽

29th: London, Hackney Empire 🎡

30th: Worthing, Assembly Hall 🌅

31st: Guildford, G Live 🎶

🎭 November 2025

1st: Torquay, Babbacombe Theatre 🌴

15th: Belfast, Ulster Hall 🍀

🎭 February 2026

14th: Edinburgh, Queen’s Hall 🎻

15th: Newcastle, Tyne Theatre 🎭

17th: Birmingham, Town Hall 🏙️

18th: Sheffield, Memorial Hall 🧱

19th: Leicester, De Montfort Hall 🦊

20th: Bradford, St George’s Hall 🏰

22nd: Cardiff, New Theatre 🏉

🎭 May 2026

22nd: Salford, The Lowry 🎨

🎟️ Grab your tickets now at 2mrpspodcast.com/live 🎟️

👯‍♀️ Tag your teacher crew, bring your mates, and let’s make this tour UNFORGETTABLE! 💃🙌🔥

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Welcome back for another episode where we kick off testing the Other Mr P's Geography knowledge and quickly realising it is as good as he is "honest". The Mr Ps then share a deeply moving message from a listener whose life was touched by the podcast during a tough time. The message highlights the powerful impact of honest conversations about teaching, mental health, and resilience and the impact the podcast can have.

The lads then explore some of the things we can no longer do because of one person before diving into  a staple in the primary school calendar - Sports Day. They share some of the funniest, most outrageous, and downright unbelievable tales submitted by listeners. From parents losing the plot, injuries, hilarious cheating attempts, and near disasters, this episode is a rollercoaster of school sports day madness.

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🎟️ Get your tickets for the 2025–2026 tour (including The Lowry Lyric Theatre in May 2026):

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🎟️ Make sure you grab your tickets for our next tour — it’s our BIGGEST and BEST one yet, coming to venues across the UK and we seriously can’t wait to see you all! 🗓️✨

📍 Dates & Venues:

🎭 October 2025

18th: Manchester, Aviva Studios 🐝

24th: Rhyl, Pavilion Theatre 🌊

25th: Northampton, Derngate 🏰

26th: Hull, City Hall 🎟️

27th: Reading, Concert Hall 📚

28th: Exeter, Corn Exchange 🌽

29th: London, Hackney Empire 🎡

30th: Worthing, Assembly Hall 🌅

31st: Guildford, G Live 🎶

🎭 November 2025

1st: Torquay, Babbacombe Theatre 🌴

15th: Belfast, Ulster Hall 🍀

🎭 February 2026

14th: Edinburgh, Queen’s Hall 🎻

15th: Newcastle, Tyne Theatre 🎭

17th: Birmingham, Town Hall 🏙️

18th: Sheffield, Memorial Hall 🧱

19th: Leicester, De Montfort Hall 🦊

20th: Bradford, St George’s Hall 🏰

22nd: Cardiff, New Theatre 🏉

🎭 May 2026

22nd: Salford, The Lowry 🎨

🎟️ Grab your tickets now at 2mrpspodcast.com/live 🎟️

👯‍♀️ Tag your teacher crew, bring your mates, and let’s make this tour UNFORGETTABLE! 💃🙌🔥

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In this heartfelt and hilarious episode, the other Mr P starts by congratulating Lee on receiving his MBE in the King’s Birthday Honours, a truly epic achievement that was hard to keep a secret. Hear about the emotional reactions, celebrations and a painful bike crash that nearly ruined the day.

The Other Mr P then share stories from his recent school residential trip including giant swings, phobias and managing 39 kids in the heat. Next, the brothers discuss this week’s thread about the most childish things people say in professional environments. From tantrums and oversharing to autocorrect fails and workplace antics, they explore how adults can act immature even with grown-up jobs. You will also hear a collection of funny and cringe-worthy teacher and school stories from accidental innuendos to microwaved muddy shoes and other classroom mishaps.

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🎟️ Get your tickets for the 2025–2026 tour (including The Lowry Lyric Theatre in May 2026):

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🎟️ Make sure you grab your tickets for our next tour — it’s our BIGGEST and BEST one yet, coming to venues across the UK and we seriously can’t wait to see you all! 🗓️✨

📍 Dates & Venues:

🎭 October 2025

18th: Manchester, Aviva Studios 🐝

24th: Rhyl, Pavilion Theatre 🌊

25th: Northampton, Derngate 🏰

26th: Hull, City Hall 🎟️

27th: Reading, Concert Hall 📚

28th: Exeter, Corn Exchange 🌽

29th: London, Hackney Empire 🎡

30th: Worthing, Assembly Hall 🌅

31st: Guildford, G Live 🎶

🎭 November 2025

1st: Torquay, Babbacombe Theatre 🌴

15th: Belfast, Ulster Hall 🍀

🎭 February 2026

14th: Edinburgh, Queen’s Hall 🎻

15th: Newcastle, Tyne Theatre 🎭

17th: Birmingham, Town Hall 🏙️

18th: Sheffield, Memorial Hall 🧱

19th: Leicester, De Montfort Hall 🦊

20th: Bradford, St George’s Hall 🏰

22nd: Cardiff, New Theatre 🏉

🎭 May 2026

22nd: Salford, The Lowry 🎨

🎟️ Grab your tickets now at 2mrpspodcast.com/live 🎟️

👯‍♀️ Tag your teacher crew, bring your mates, and let’s make this tour UNFORGETTABLE! 💃🙌🔥

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Welcome to episode 217 of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast! As we settle into week two of Summer term, the Mr Ps dive into a range of hilarious and relatable topics.

They kick off with the essential reminder to book your tickets for their massive live tour happening this October and February — spreading laughs far and wide across the UK. Plus, they’re gearing up for a summer of interviews and guest episodes, and they want to hear your dream guest suggestions!

The brothers then get real about those harmless habits people do that become insufferable once you notice them. Later, they tackle a listener dilemma about who to invite to a massive school staff wedding — day or evening guests, whether to include SLT, and how to navigate those tricky work friendships when planning your big day.

Finally, brace yourself for a collection of some of the funniest and most outrageous things kids have said in class — from blunt honesty to oversharing, plus stories of classroom mishaps, swimming pool alarms, and even mini counterfeiters!

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Welcome back to Two Mr Ps in a Podcast! Recorded right after the half term break, the brothers  dive into teacher report writing, AI in schools, and the perennial debate about whether AI can or should help with writing those dreaded reports. Plus, they chat about the reality of half term weather (spoiler: it’s grim), and big thanks to everyone grabbing tickets for their biggest live tour yet — starting in Manchester and finishing in Salford with a packed schedule. Get your tickets at 2mrpspodcast.com

Then, it’s nostalgia time. The Mr Ps reflect on bizarre house rules and family traditions they thought were normal growing up — from rolled-up socks and Christmas morning singalongs to who picks the music in the car, and weird food rules about ginger ale and Lucozade.

But it doesn’t stop there! They share some of the funniest, most outrageous, and downright brilliant things kids have said in class, including the classic mix-ups, cheeky comebacks, and innocent-but-hilarious misunderstandings that only teachers could truly appreciate. Expect laughs, shockers, and some genuine “awww” moments.

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In this episode, the lads are back for a jam-packed ride through Sats stress, royal garden parties, and some truly unforgettable residential trip stories. 👑💩

Mr P reflects on his surreal visit to Buckingham Palace for a royal garden party celebrating education. He met King Charles, cracked a few jokes, and left with a selfie that definitely doesn’t reflect how well the conversation went.

The duo also reveal their biggest tour show yet: they're finishing their 2025/26 tour at The Lowry’s massive Lyric Theatre in May 2026 🎤🔥. Grab your tickets now at  and don’t miss out!

✨ Cockney John makes a triumphant return, giving his iconic and unfiltered take on reality TV. From Big Brother to Love Island, nothing is safe – not even dolphins or Marjorie the chicken.

We also hear from the listeners with two epic threads: The most unhinged things children have said to teachers and residential trip horror stories.

It’s a laugh-a-minute episode that’ll make you grateful you're not supervising a canoe trip with wire wool gloves or clearing up mysterious hallway poo.

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In this episode, the lads are joined by none other than George Lewis – stand-up comedian, writer and actor. They chat all things parenting, comedy and life on the road, with plenty of laughs and honest reflections along the way.

George opens up about his son’s love of football and how the club’s support has meant the world to them 💙. He shares his experience of balancing being a dad of three with performing his biggest tour to date – and how he’s managing to stay off the late-night drive-thru stops (just about!).

The conversation turns to school life as George reflects on his own school days, how different schools feel today, and whether he can decode teaching acronyms like PPA and PSHE 🤔 after being married to a teacher. He also talks about the rise of his parenting content online and how it has grown to lead to where he is today.

🎟️ George is currently on tour with his stand-up show George Lewis: The Best Thing You’ve Ever Seen (Live) — and tickets are still available, including his biggest ever date at The Lowry this November. Head to georgelewiscomedian.com to book!

As always, share your stories, confessions, questions or dilemmas here:

👉 2mrpspodcast.com – and they might be featured in a future episode. You can also get your tickets for our next tour too.

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Welcome back to another jam-packed episode of Two Mr P’s in a Podcast! 😄 This week, the Mr Ps reflect on the joy of a four-day week and pose a big Would You Rather to teachers across the country: an extra £5K or a four-day work week? 💷🗓️ Find out what the overwhelming majority chose!

The brothers take a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they explore what millennials lived through that Gen Z never will: from dial-up internet 📞 to Encarta 📀, from video rentals at Blockbuster 📼 to Route Planners and actual project books 📚 — the ultimate nostalgia fest.

🎭 A long-awaited return — Cockney John is BACK with five of his most unpopular (and outrageous) opinions. Spiritual people, dolphins, and sports cars beware... 🐬💨🔥

The episode wraps up with a brilliant listener thread about the funniest questions children have asked visitors in school with some hilarious tales involving Ofsted inspectors. 

👀 Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the live tour! 🎟️ Head to 2mrpspodcast.com for all the details — plus you can stream the previous tour and submit your own stories too!

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