"Well what do you wanna know?!? That they're afraid?!? That for the first times in their lives the Action Boyz are afraid? Afraid that their rationale for picking Rocky III as their "Thanksgiving" movie doesn't makes sense. Afraid they got too specific about Clubber Lang's apartment situation. Afraid Gabrus was too in to Rocky's funeral attire as a young boy. If you're afraid this episode is "gonna bust you up", be like the Action Boyz and say the anticlimactic line, "Go for it"

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"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" If you're like the ABZ, then that quotes and so many others are permanently burned into your brains. It's BATMAN this week, the one that started them all. Basinger is smoke show, Keaton's amazing, Nicholson is a fucking genius, Wuhl's killing it, Hingle is at the top of his game, Hall couldn't be better, Hootkins is hitting home runs but Michael Gogh as Alfred is fucking pussy. Now, you wanna get nuts?? Come on! Let's get nuts!! 

Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers HERE. 

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Put down your sketch pads ActionBoyz boyz and girlz, the nude model that your drawing is trying to trick you into attending an event for Chinese democracy tonight. You should just stay home and watch this week's pick, RAPID FIRE. Powers Boothe becomes Brandon Lee's dad by the end of the movie - for no reason. Brandon Lee showers in the kitchen sink and The Boyz pay tribute to him and his tragic demise by going on and on about how big his head is. 

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The ActionBoyz break down the many timelines, accents, and homoerotic undertones of the 1986 classic, Highlander. Rodgers gets too excited about recognizing a bar, Gabrus shares what he says during climax, and Stanger's son shows up.  Feel the stag! 

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It's time for SUDDEN DEATH...The countdown started well before any of you were born and has been running this whole time - for dramatic effect? Face off with the Boyz as they attempt to understand the most complex hostage plan ever hatched and answer hard questions like, why the Vice President? Do foreign firefighters exist? Does JCVD even know what he's saying? Join us in the owners box, we got big soft chairs and plenty to eat. 

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