Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah wants to join Below Deck but realizes she hates open bodies of water. Instead she does the backstroke in an Uber Pool to kiki with Richard Jay-Alexander, the "diva whisperer," at a boat themed hotel in midtown west. They discuss Richard's relationship with LuAnn, how her shocking relapse announcement will be handled on TV and off, inside scoop on the upcoming RHONY reunion, and which RHOC season 13 tagline stands above the rest. When life hands you lemons, put 9 next to this one-ear audio - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 69!

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Sarah hits her head and falls on the floor while attempting to complete a Kyle Richards'-style center split at Beautique. She's resuscitated by another Hit the Floor aficionado - BET's "Hit the Floor" creator, show-runner, writer, producer and director, James LaRosa. They discuss James' adoration of the Original Skinnygirl, what it was like working with Erika Jayne (Girardi), and the news that Phaedra may once again hold a peach in Atlanta. Kenya might be out of a job, but this ep is Gone with the Wind Fabulous - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 68!

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Sarah watches too much Handmaid's Tale/C-SPAN on the 4th of July and has a nightmare that America is becoming a lower-rated Gilead. She immediately calls up her fave Real Housewife dramaturg, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan, for comfort and kiki. They discuss Bethenny, Jill, and Carole's friendship arcs on RHONY, lessons Beverly Hills and OC Housewives must learn from NYC, and why Ashley and Karen are making Potomac must-see TV. Blessed be - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 67!

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Sarah boards an extra SUV scheduled to arrive at the Grace Mayflower Inn, joined by Real Housewife of New York's Kristen Taekman. They recap Lu's sober journey, respond to Aviva Drescher's allegations against production, and ponder which RHONY is the most deserving of this season's Most Improved. Hide your toaster ovens (but definitely get toasted) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 66!

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Sarah heads to Brooklyn to sit shivah for Bobby Zarin as well as Bethenny's sense of humility. She sits in prayer with TV writer and comedian Alison Leiby, some shot glasses, and several bedazzled Skinnygirl jeans. They discuss why Bethenny and Jill's long-hyped reunion was so confusing, what the newly released RHOC trailer may mean for the upcoming 13th season, and why Ashley is an ideal super villain for Southern Charm. Tinsley's eggs might be frozen but this recording is piping hot - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 65!

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Sarah wakes up and realizes it's Tony Awards Sunday, a sacred religious holiday. She sits in contemplative prayer at her alter to discounted show tickets, and then sings the praises of this season's RHONY with her favorite duet partner, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They have a should-be-award-winning battle about Bethenny and Carole's epic fight, discuss how the lines could be re-drawn if Jill returns to the scene, and theorize why Ashley is perfect for Potomac. This episode should win Best Play in honor of Sarah's phone alerting her to Tinder matches during the recording - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 64!

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Inspired by Samantha Bee's use of expletives describing the female form, Sarah hops on one of Jill Zarin's private planes and heads to LA in order to witness James Kennedy DJ at See You Next Tuesday. While trolling West Hollywood looking for a future life partner, as every hag should, Sarah runs into comedian, writer, and host of "Everything Iconic," Danny Pellegrino. They discuss Bethenny's past on Bethenny Ever After, which OG's should return to OC, and if there's any hope for Beverly Hills. Something is broken from life that can only be made whole with a Lynne Curtin cuff - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 63!

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Sarah decides to create a Change.org petition to bring Jill back to RHONY, and Asks Jeeves "how to make wishes come true." She's thrilled when Alta Vista tells her to kiki with Damian Bellino, OG of the AG. They discuss who is winning in the battle between Bethenny and Carole, why attention must be paid to Potomac, and which perhaps surprising Hilton family member could reinvigorate Beverly Hills. We're chilling with our snowmies (someone remind Ramona of what that means) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 62!

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Sarah decides to go back to school for a Master's Degree in Real Housewife History. After being waitlisted by Trump University, she enrolls in a PhD program at the Real Housewives Institute - created by none other than Brian Moylan, the famed Housewives historian, recapper, and co-author of Erika Jayne's bestselling memoir, "Pretty Mess." They discuss Brian's off-camera relationship with Erika, Lala's similarities to Saint Camille of Grammer, and which red-haired Housewife could potentially return to New York. Jill Zarin's already listened to this ep, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 61!

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Sarah tries to remember what she wore last night while hiding from the RHOBH reunion finale (was it vintage/was it a trash can). Undeterred, she decides to reunite with RHONY alum, Last Night's Look blogger, fashionista, and fan favorite, Kristen Taekman. They sit down on Sarah's People's Couch and discuss the current season and cast of RHONY, if Ramonja is broken forever, and what the Housewives are like when the cameras turn off. Put those plastic/glass wine glasses down, it's time to spill the tea- and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 60!

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