Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

In search of a more lady-friendly government, Sarah tries valiantly to flee to Gilead, until she realizes that red is not her signature color. Instead she heads on the next best trip - talking Housewives with OG of the AG Damian Bellino, writer, comedian, and Senior Digital Producer at VH1. They discuss the potential challenges facing RHOA and RHONJ's upcoming seasons, the differences between Brandi/Stephanie and LeeAnne/D'Andra's friendship battles on RHOD, and which Real Housewife they consider to be the best human person. Sarah has a borderline belligerent anger stroke whenever she hears the name "Danielle Staub," so maybe she's now qualified to run for public office - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 79!

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Sarah searches in vain for her moral compass until she realizes she left it in an Uber Pool. After apologizing to her rabbi and Vicki Gunvalson, she meets up with a fellow OC Angel and pop culture aficionado, writer and editor Seth Plattner. They discuss Play by Play's premiere episode, divisions on Dallas and OC that may be too good (for TV) to be true, and what makes a Real Housewife a franchise queen. Stephanie's spa bathroom is a true sanctuary, and so is this episode - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 78!

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Sarah brushes up on great American History by taking a trip to the world's most important museum, the Real Housewives Institute. After lighting a candle for fallen Wives at the Wall of Remembrance (RIP), she is joined by Institute founder/president, and famed Vulture/NY Mag recapper, Brian Moylan. They buy Lynne Curtin cuffs at the gift shop, and discuss if Beverly Hills and OC can be saved, inside scoop on Erika Jayne's reunion behavior, and whether or not Jill Zarin will return to NY. Steve Lodge might not want to talk about this episode, but Bravo super-fans certainly will - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 77!

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In a post-RHONY reunion haze, Sarah decides to collect a commemorative gift: the Guy with the Red Scarf. After being told by Brian she is "too text-clingy," Sarah recovers at the Regency with her fave conversationalist, writer/comedian and talk show host, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the surprising similarities between Sonja and a certain Beverly Hills housewife, why the RHONY reunion closer was problematic for both Bethenny and Carole, and which Dallas Housewife is new with words. Take that quarter out of your tush, and use it to buy Ramona a new eye- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 76!

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Sarah rushes to urgent care after suffering from GI symptoms related to BethennyVersusCaroleitis/WhoseSideIsSheOn. After receiving a prescription for comedic sass, she meets up with chicken soup for the Bravoholic soul, writer/comedian Alex Bedder. They discuss Kameron's achievement as the MVPink of Dallas, Bethenny and Carole's ongoing feud, and Kelly's resurgence on OC. There's no need for an In Memoriam quite yet, because there's still one more RHONY reunion ep to go - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 75!

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Sarah attempts to break a world record by watching the RHONY reunion: part 1 900 times in a row. After realizing she will never beat Jill Zarin's DVR, Sarah calls up her favorite social media sensation, BuzzFeed's Deputy Arts & Entertainment Editor Louis Peitzman, for a record-breaking near-double episode. They discuss the differences between Vanderpump Rules and everything else, what OC needs to learn from Jersey, and have an epic Bethenny vs. Carole throw down. Andy picked a side, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 74!

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Sarah loses her way en route to her DVR's typical home, Bravo TV, and falls into an E! Entertainment rabbit hole. She's quickly rescued by the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors," and a former WWHL staffer, the comedian and writer Mariah Smith. They discuss Mariah's famed work as a Kardashian truther, mutual experiences at the RHONY finale taping, and why Dallas and Atlanta share family strife. Sarah believes she was the star of the #CountessAndFriends after party, just don't tell Lu - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 73!

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Sarah eats too much of Shannon's QVC test kitchen food and realizes she's in desperate need of one of Sonja's black and purple diapers. After completing a Tinsley Trip to the Toilette, she recovers with the best possible medicine - writer, comedian, and talk show host Ryan Houlihan. They discuss how Bethenny and Carole's feud should have ended, why Ashley and Gina are necessary in Potomac and OC, and react to Dennis Shields' shocking passing, live, as the news breaks online. This show is truly the C-SPAN of the Real Housewives canon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 72!

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Sarah sneaks onto the boat in Cartagena in order to see which RHONY's heavy-handed neurosis is most likely to sink the ship. After accidentally releasing the anchor and then tripping on some camera guys' equipment - sorry guys! - she wakes up 17 hours later in a Colombian Coupon Cabin alongside writer and comedian Alison Leiby. They deep dive into the long awaited Boat Trip from Hell, discuss listener responses to Bethenny and Carole's ongoing fight, and break down girl code trespasses between Vicki and Kelly. Keep that life jacket on hand, or at least some RHOC plastic surgeries - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 71!

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Sarah starts seeing a therapist in order to discuss her conflicting feelings about Bethenny. Once Dr. Amador tells her to follow her heart, Sarah calls up OG of the AG, and VH1 Senior Producer, Damian Bellino. After surviving a Modern Alkeme taste test, they discuss Carole's shocking departure from RHONY, what this means for Jill's potential return, and who is truly the star of OC and Potomac. Ashley Darby whispered that now's the time to say this last part, and she's the best producer in town - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 70!

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