Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Not since Barbara K won "Perfect Attendance" at the finale season taping of RHONY has an award meant so much. You Guys, Ep100 will be the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! Do your civic duty: register to vote by following Sarah on Instagram (@damegalli) and Twitter (@sarahgalli). Submit categories you think should make it to the awards show, and then get to the polls (thanks in advance, Denise's husband). It's Episode 88.5, the Andy's Girls awards show announcement! #AG100

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Inspired by Erika Girardi's Pasadena chapel/shoe closet, Sarah decides to visit her chosen spiritual goddess. After being told that Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey is busy playing catch with the Dalai Lama, Sarah says a prayer that RHOBH continues its TV excellence, and unleashes an intense discussion with comedian, writer, and Vanderpump Dogs apologist, Ryan Houlihan. They utilize outdoor voices discussing different perspectives on DogGate, why Nene may have wanted limited access to her closet, and whether Ramona and Dorinda are overstepping with LuAnn's sobriety. It's St. Patrick's Day, and if you wished for a double episode, you're in luck - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 98!

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Sarah heads over to Vanderpump Dogs, in search of whomever is handling press for Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey. After being told that unfortunately Lucy only grants interviews to video bitches, Sarah pops over to the Linnethia Leakes Reading Library: For Folks Who Like Shade and Aren't Afraid to Throw It. After signing out a copy of Life on the Ramona Coaster, she meets up with fellow RH scholar, and OG of the AG, writer/comedian Damian Bellino. They count down their least favorite Housewives, debate the alleged downfall of LVP, the war of roses (and rosé) between Dorinda and LuAnn, and what the RHONY Season 11 premiere means for an OG NY's housewife's return. Barbara K has a tool box, if only she could fix Danielle Staub's loose screws - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 97!

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Sarah hears about Danielle Staub's newly announced engagement, and immediately books a ride on the Columbian Boat from Hell. After realizing Bethenny was right, this is a crisis, she doggy paddles over to her favorite Kim Richards apologist and personal lifesaver, writer, comedian, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They discuss what the alpha Housewives Teresa, Bethenny, and LVP have in common, why this season of Beverly Hills may not be the end of Lisa Vanderpump's Housewives reign, Nene's vulnerability in Atlanta, and why you should Venmo @Sarah-Galli $1 and the name of your favorite Housewife. Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy said hers is Jill Zarin, and we have the micro chip to prove it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 96!

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Sarah takes the RHONY bus tour in order to avoid a subway to midtown. After stumbling upon the 5th Avenue graveyard that once housed Beautique (RIP), she meets up with one of her favorite RHONY historians, writer and comedian Phillip Henry. They discuss why Jill Zarin deserves another apple, why RHONJ is similar to the Sopranos, and which the Beverly Hills ensemble Housewives are finally taking a starring role. Teresa knows how to read, and her ghostwriter does too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 95!

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Sarah celebrates Valentine's Day the best way she knows how: by whispering "Mauricio" three times and opening the door. After finding RHONY taglines instead, she marvels over Sonja's continued excellence with one of her favorite Galentines: Mariah Smith, writer, comedian, and the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors." They discuss the epic battle between Lisa Vanderpump and Everyone Else, why Margaret Josephs is the NJ MVP, and which Housewives season premiere deserves to be proclaimed a national holiday. LVP may have begun her swan song, but Margaret is making sure nobody is singing the blues - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 94!

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Sarah dreams that RHONJ is continuing to make genuinely entertaining drama after Danielle moves out of state. After waking up and realizing a side effect of melatonin does not include working at Bravo HQ, Sarah curls up on the People's People's Couch with Louis Peitzman, writer, editor, and Twitter/Housewives savant. They discuss Louis' epic trip to TomTom, breakdowns/breakthroughs on NJ and Pump Rules, and why Beverly Hills' upcoming season (and Lisa Rinna) may deliver RH gold. Andy had a baby, and this one turned 93 - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 93!

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Sarah visits CB2, desperately searching for a new People's People's Couch. After being told the only special they had was leftover tissues from that time Bethenny cried to Carole, Sarah instead decides to invest in the real People's People - AG listeners! Sarah invites comedian and writer Ryan Houlihan over to Villa Sass-a, where they respond to AG listener questions and comments sent in from all over the world. They discuss reactions to Andy's baby shower, the epic RHONY trailer, RHONJ's triumphant return to form, and announce the first selection from the Andy's Girls Book Club. Marlo and Phaedra may have been Nene's presents, but this listener-produced Satchels of Gold special episode is the real gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 92!

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Sarah attempts to sneak into Andy Cohen's Real Housewife baby shower, disguised as one of Danielle Staub's alternate personalities. After being told that the baby registered for full-time Housewives only, Sarah sneaks a slice of Siggy's $1,500 styrofoam cake and meets up with T.Kyle, Digital and Social producer for "Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen," and the co-creator and co-host of the viral podcast "It's Britney Bitch: A Podcast Celebrating 20 Years of Britney Spears." They discuss which franchise Britney would be best suited for, exclusive scoop on the Britney pod, which housewife was the most consistently cray on WWHL, and why Jennifer and Margaret are well suited to battle. Oops, they did it again - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 91!

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In search of higher meaning, Sarah buys a lifetime membership to The Shannon Beador Fan Club. After her account is suspended - she had only 8 lemons and broke the bowl - Sarah finds solace in fellow Beador admirer, and a Slave to the Real Housewives, People Magazine's news writer and reporter, Dave Quinn. They discuss an inside look into Bravolebrity behavior when the cameras aren't around, the importance of a Housewife villain, and why Danielle Staub's return has struck such a cord. Sarah might be triggered over certain RHONJ, or maybe that's just lunch - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 90!

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