Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah celebrates the magical premiere of RHONJ - what better term for the absolute spell Luis/"Louie" has over Tre - by buying a gift certificate to Chateau, and leaving an extra copy of Danielle's fave tome ("Beverly to Beverly: Please Call Me Danielle") outside the door. Overwhelmed with excitement about discussing NJ and NY, she calls one of her faves for a Northeast-specific special ep, Erica Cobb (co-host of Daily Blast Live and host of "Comeback with Erica Cobb," a podcast and social media show). They explore the "inside out" vs "outside in" criticism of Eboni's time on RHONY, the difference between traditional 'love bombing' and Louie's history of toxic romantic relationships, and the uneven pursuit of respect that Gia demands toward her dad but not her uncle Joe. This convo is so good Ramona just s**t the floor - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 285!

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Sarah locks herself in the cloffice, armed with a Zion producer, boom mic, and list of grievances about former Hinge DMs, as she 'privately monologues' (....) about various third dates for 700 hours, until she realizes she's actually on Instagram Live (hi baby gorgeous!). Undeterred by the Big Lisa Energy, she meets up with the Marks to her Barlow, the Brooks to her Wild Stallion Body Wash Fresh Bear Soap (please tell the Barlow Boys to work on branding after homework), Ryan Houlihan (senior gaming editor, inputmag.com). They discuss Meredith's selective silence around friendship accountability on and off camera, the ways Heather and Whitney's pack mentality and selective morality have be influenced by restrictive religious and cultural environments, and whether confidences between former BFFs should still be kept. Come for AG theatre, and stay for the encore - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 284!

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After creating a shoe box cut out version of Sonja's toaster oven (...where is it tho), Sarah searches wildly for the best GF paleo vegan bagel in NYC (what, like this is a big ask), until she realizes there's only one person to ask: IG's official bagel influencer, Kiki Monique (aka @TheTalkOfShame, and host of the podcast I'm Sorry, with Lemonada Media). They take a bite out the Mercury in retrograde-style craziness that is the Bravo universe this week, and discuss what Jennie's "special presentation" revealed about Bravo's possibly cursory casting process, the importance of separating political parties from racist acts (and why Jennie's response was the perfect example of how to get *everything* wrong), the differences between engaging content and absolute chaos on Salt Lake, and possibly surprising thoughts on whether they'd ever join Housewives. Come for the Housewives content, and stay for the Kymanda struggle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 283!

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Sarah takes Kevin's sprinter van to Zion in order to reflect on her top 5 Housewives (Shannon, Archie, and Archie, Archie, and Shan), until she reaches her peak-engaged moment of Zen (the ability to count the number of times Meredith left and then immediately returned to that dining table chaos). She Zooms up one of her fave spiritual advisors on culture and more, Matt Rogers (actor, comedian, television host, and the host of the iconic pod "Las Culturistas"). They discuss the difference between a b-story and beta Housewife, the ways RHONJ is built around a patriarchal structure, and share details on recent convos with SLC Housewives which have influenced their perspectives on network silence about Jennie's racism. This ep is so good the women of SLC are going to release mostly muddled statements about "finding the light" - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 282!

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Spiraling into a puddle of WTF after a wild week of headlines in the Bravo sphere ("JENNIE POSTED WHAT?" - pages 1-10), Sarah takes herself to a spiritual mikvah (aka a Mikvah), for a very necessary cleansing for the soul and also ears and eyes, by Zooming up one of her fave tellers of truth and an IG safe space for all, B. Graeter aka Petshopboy (content creator and host of the podcast, The B List). They discuss taking a critical eye to Jennie's reunion strategy in light of this week's shocking social media reveal, Dr. Nicole's Ashley Darby energy (we stan!), and what makes a good Housewives spinoff (bcc: Porsha et al). Sarah and B may have sworn off books, but they're still ready to read - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 281!

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Sarah hitches a ride to Salt Lake City, determined to set up an AG HQ in Mary's abandoned - and possibly condemned? - church, until she hears the voice of God (Manolo Blahnik), telling her to settle into the cloffice for an epic Zoom with one of her close friends and/or random acquaintances - when he talks about Shan, for whom he does not stan - James LaRosa (a multi-hyphenate writer, producer, director, creator, show runner, and aspiring Real Housewife). They settle into the spiritual People's People's Couch for a wide ranging discussion about why Whitney keeps fighting for a one-sided friendship/moment of accountability with Mary, Jen's inability to process filters and boundaries as anything but signs of weakness, and the difference between scripting and self producing on Orange County. Meredith may have left this convo as soon as Brooks was mentioned, but everyone else is fully clothed and very engaged - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 280!

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Sarah hears that back row mezzanine seats have become available for Jen Shah's upcoming trial, and immediately contacts the SarSquad (her fish, PK), to arrange for tickets to opening night (it's a limited run/support the arts!). She thinks of no better person to unpack all the baggage associated with Jen's on and off camera work than AG's official legal correspondent, Emily D. Baker (former prosecutor, legal commentator, and the host of The Emily Show). They discuss how Jen's legal future may be impacted by her positioning herself as a victim onscreen, the complicated reality behind Whitney's booby prize (giving Seth a boob cake), and how the pressure of focusing on women's bodies often falls on women to resolve, and why it's important to see Heather as an imperfect person when it comes to the Lisa debate. Winter is here, let the opinions snow (a different kind, RHONY) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 279!

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Sarah decides that friendship starts at home, so she slides a Zillow link for Gina's casita into Jen's DMs. She then books a little family van (driven by Kevin, natch), and speeds on over to one of her fave friends-of on AG, and an investigative journalist every Housewife should have on speed dial, Tracie Morrissey (writer, producer, and cohost of the podcast "Pot Psychology"). They discuss what happens when cameras capture ongoing trauma with Alexia's family, the potential impact of Jen's on-screen behavior on her upcoming legal battle, and Meredith's friendship capital with the rest of the cast. If the world never sees Seth licking an edible birthday boob ever again, it will be too soon, but this convo is just in time - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 278!

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Sarah arrives to Chateau Dubrow with a map provided by Noella and a warrant for receipts tucked into a bouquet provided by Sweet James, as she looks for secret footage from Heather's party that a producer may have left in the gifting room. She immediately gets lost in the entryway (who has a foyer connected to a foyer melded with 15 different shades of grey?), but thankfully finds her footing with an epic deep dive alongside content creator and spiritual advisor @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They discuss the differences between friendship and alliance on Orange County and Salt Lake, the ways that the performative illusion of wealth colors storylines, the impact of trauma on Mary's emotional growth, and reports (since confirmed) that she skipped the reunion. Turns out Adrienne Maloof really does do magic, because her historic absence from a reunion has inspired other Housewives to disappear - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 277!

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It's a post-Sarah-had-COVID spectacular! Sarah awakens from her 'think positive and test negative until you test positive and think negative' viral slumber (filled with dreams of her romping about with Archie Beador), for a sure-to-go-viral AG kiki with America's Sweetheart, and top two contender for fave OG of the AG, Damian Bellino (writer, producer, and co-host of the pod "You Might Know Her From"). They sit on the People's People's (Zoom) Couch for a post-quarantine catchup about the cost of fame (and family) upon joining Housewives (and Jen's gamble on both counts), the ways that the universal Housewives storyline of 'fraudulent' marriages/friendships has been impeded by financial/criminal enterprise (and what Miami's blockbuster reboot says about a possible return to form), and what Noella's already-complicated entry to the show means for her future on OC. Drinking game alert: have a chug of Mucinex every time Sarah whispers, 'I had COVID,' especially as she's yelping about Shan - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 276! Sarah says it's 277, but...she had COVID (everybody: drink).

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