It's ratings day and the boys are up and about. We kick things off with the All Sports Report - with some huge news from the Western Bulldogs, and highlights of the Australian Forklift Championships.

Wallabies legend Matt Burke calls in as the British and Irish Lions tour hits Melbourne, then Topics Brownless wants to know who you sat next to... unusual.

Billy debuts a new segment - "The Wacky World of William", and he's got some craft about darts champion Luke Littler failing his driving test.

Adelaide's Ben Keays calls in ahead of Showdown 58 on Saturday, and Billy's Joke is about upholstery...

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