We kick off the show with a kind of sweet, kind of gross story about a man who had his false teeth returned after he vomited them into a dumpster on a night out. Classy. Then we congratulate some gay penguins! Then we ask what’s holding you back from dating? Is it your ginormous ass? A bartender got creeped out by a customer’s strange request… Then Ricki-Lee joins us, and we decide what dog breed we’d all be, and then play Joel Jivin’!We’re back live on April 19.

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