This week on Four The Record:

Tim asks Joe about the lady that has been accused of being a Chinese spy in Canberra.

Plus!  Will we ever be invaded by China? 

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We’re back and ready to ruin your appetite — turns out Gen Z might be cancelling mushrooms, prawns, and vegan cheese (fair).Then it’s your calls about how your pets “departed”… yes, someone said insinkerator. Oasis fans break a beer record (of course they did), and we spin the Wednesday Wheel where Joel proves he absolutely cannot spell “algae.”

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In today's Glossys:

• The VMAs nominations are out!
• Katy Perry deals with a fainting fan on stage!
• Jamie-Lee Curtis has defended Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson's rumoured relationship
• The Howard Stern Show is set to be cancelled after 20 years on SiriusXM

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Alright Gen Z, we need a word. A new survey's revealed the top 10 foods you're refusing to eat — and now they’re apparently at risk of going extinct.

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Coke, crypto, cult pop icons — it’s a chaotic one today, betch. We kicked off with the town in Mexico that’s so obsessed with Coca-Cola they’re putting it in baby bottles and religious ceremonies. Ricki’s still frothin’ over the Bitcoin guy who accidentally binned $1.5 billion (yes, with a B). Then, in the Glossys, Sir Ian McKellen can’t quite get Charli XCX’s pronouns right, Donald Trump’s going rogue on Sydney Sweeney and Taylor Swift (it’s giving retired Facebook dad energy), and Drake’s birthmark now has a muse. Plus, we asked Grok who’s famous and watching us — turns out Denzel might be frothin’ over Tim.

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We’re talking one of the biggest stuff-ups in human history: a bloke in Wales has finally given up searching for a hard drive he accidentally chucked out with 8,000 Bitcoin on it. That’s more than a billion bucks in the bin. Ricki reckons she could’ve found it in 30 minutes, Joel’s still recovering from nearly losing his wedding ring, and Tim’s ready to launch a ride-share just to prove a point.

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The Donald is back in the headlines after latching onto Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad — but not before asking if she’s a Republican. Once confirmed, he declared it the “hottest ad out there,” then turned around and absolutely roasted Taylor Swift, saying she was “booed out of the Super Bowl” and is “no longer hot.” Yep… the former president is beefing with a pop star over jeans. My. Jeans. Are. Blue.

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Today, Ricki gives us all the goss from her glitzy Logies night—including a confetti-related autocue disaster and a very serious panty situation. Joel loses it over the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills heading to Melbourne (he’s already fluffing cushions for them), and we discover that Australia has a national skipping team?! Plus, we dive into your wild messages in Mailbag, check in on Orlando Bloom’s cheeky response to trolls, and Joel shares how he accidentally vacuumed up his engagement ring. Yes, really.

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Ricki-Lee had her Logies moment stolen thanks to a confetti bomb courtesy of Richard Marx’s performance. While trying to present live on stage with Manu, Ricki ended up squinting through stage fog and glitter-drenched autocues like she was decoding Morse code. Add a thick emergency panty mission, a gown that doubled as a red carpet speed bump, and some cheeky shoutouts from Hans and the Today team, and you've got the most glamorous hostage situation in Logies history. Throw in Jimmy Barnes, Yelena Dokic, some cheeky Pang, and a few sus snubs—this year’s Logies had it all… even if Idol didn’t win.

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Sometimes the thing you thought was super cool a decade ago just doesn't hold up as well as you would have thought. We're talking tattoo regrets! Maybe that cheap stick and poke wasn't such a great idea.... Plus, what's the fresh reason this man has had to make an awkward trip to the ER for?

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