Today we learned that Melbourne Airport is getting its own reality show and Joel is fuming he didn’t get the hosting gig — someone get Network 10 on the line, stat. Science has finally settled the age-old debate: the chicken definitely came first, thanks to a very specific protein. We also dove into some messy billionaire beef between Trump and Elon (it's giving Mean Girls energy), discovered that whiskey can apparently be made from diabetic urine (cheers?), and confronted the disturbing tale of Perth’s infamous poo jogger who’s now a biohazard-level repeat offender.

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Diddy reckons the courtroom sketch artist did him dirty — demanding they “soften him up” after claiming he looked like a koala bear. A Harry Potter star is heading back to Hogwarts (well, Broadway) to reprise their role in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. And Simone Biles has officially called out Kylie Jenner’s fashion label after a so-called “XXS” blazer left her swimming in faux leather.

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We’ve finally cracked it — literally. Tim brings the age-old debate of “what came first, the chicken or the egg?” to a dramatic end, thanks to a legit study from the University of Sheffield.

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Guy Montgomery dropped by for Quick Draw and nearly gave us a spelling-induced stroke — but not before getting compared to Taylor Swift (it’s his era, betch). Things got heated as he took on RickI in a match so tense, our smartwatches told us to breathe. Guy backed himself hard, but in a twist as wild as a Sex and the City reboot, RickI clawed her way back from near-defeat. And yes, there were multiple mentions of the word "labia."

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On today's show, it turns out blokes do like each other’s outfits – they’re just silently complimenting you with a nod and a high five instead of using actual words. Joel gives his expert (and emotional) take on the brand-new Wicked trailer, while Miley signs a vinyl for a Liam and we all collectively raise an eyebrow. Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson have called it quits, Meghan’s dancing in hospital throwbacks, and Katy Perry’s been spotted shopping in Lidcombe before tearing up the stage. Plus, Balenciaga’s latest “shoe” is basically a flip-flop’s weird cousin with a toe hole and no dignity.

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The 'Wicked: For Good' trailer just dropped and Joel gives us his reaction and thoughts about this favourite thing of all time!

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Katy Perry fed tigers at Sydney Zoo last night because apparently she doesn’t do room service. Meanwhile, Ricki-Lee put Tim and Joel through their paces with words from the Spelling Bee after a 13-year-old genius won it all by typing on an invisible keyboard. Trump’s iPhone lock screen is still his own face from 2019, and we’re not sure what’s more alarming... that or his camera roll. We also met an Olympic hopeful who swapped paddles for OnlyFans and is now banned from competing but rolling in cash. Plus, Matt Moran dropped by for a Whisper Challenge and confirmed he’s still anti-marinade and pro-bathroom chic.

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Celebrity chef Matt Moran joined us to chat all things stock, steak and… toilets? Yep, turns out Tim uses Aria’s loo like it’s his own ensuite. We grilled Matt on lazy dinners, his very real hatred of steak marinades, and his surprisingly relatable boiled egg snack. Head to our Wednesday show podcast to hear him play Whisper Challenge!

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In today's Glossys, Kylie Jenner has finally given the boob-obsessed fans what they wanted: the full CC rundown on her implants — 445cc, silicone, and sitting pretty. Arnie told his son Patrick he got more than he bargained for during The White Lotus, while George Clooney is missing his greys as he wraps up his Broadway run. Plus, Post Malone is branching out from Bud Light into bricks and mortar, opening a massive new venue in Nashville.

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Gym braggers, lazy dinners, and topless swimming in Berlin? What a show. Joel and producer Georgie wouldn't shut up about their gym session, so naturally we opened the phones to out every humblebragger in your life. We also revealed our go-to lazy dinners (spoiler: there were a lot of crackers and cheese involved). Plus, women in Berlin can now ditch the tops at public pools, and Madame Tussauds is honouring the real MVP of British culture... the Greggs sausage roll.

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