We're back live on April 28... in the meantime, here are our best bits!

Look, science has officially cooked it. A new study says sniffing and rubbing men's armpit sweat on your upper lip might actually help you chill out, feel happier, and even regulate your cycle. Yep, you read that right. Straight from the Uni of Pennsylvania, this viral research has us asking: is this the next wellness trend or just peak internet nonsense? We break it down so you don’t have to get sweaty about it.

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Today’s show had tanks, tinfoil, and a touch of romance! We kicked off with the wild story of a drunk Polish bloke who stole a WWII tank and drove it through town. As you do. Then Ricki’s Idol finale dress copped a roasting on Gogglebox—alfoil, oil slick, or roller? You decide. And Jennifer Coolidge might be getting back with her hot Swedish ex after shouting him out in a press interview. He responded... and it’s giving rom-com energy.

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Jennifer Coolidge is shooting her shot—again! While doing press for her new Minecraft movie, she casually name-dropped her ridiculously hot Swedish ex, Rafael Edholm, and admitted she had no idea he was now a famous actor. Her flirty message? “If you wanna know where I live, I’ll give you my number.” And guess what—Rafael responded! He’s keen. The rom-com writes itself.

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We’re serving AI realness and raw human honesty today, betch! First up, there’s a viral trend where people are asking ChatGPT to turn them into dolls or action figures... and let’s just say Jermaine put us in the system and it came back savage. 

We also unpacked one of the most polite crimes in history: a man returned a flag he stole 56 years ago with a full confession, a heartfelt apology, and $40 cash. That’s one way to clear your karma.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk tried to flex Starlink’s Wi-Fi on a flight but rage quit his livestream after trolls absolutely lit him up in the comments. Honestly? Worth the data.

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James Young from Melbourne’s iconic Cherry Bar dropped in to spill the tea on the night Lady Gaga partied so hard, she left on her hands and knees—literally crawling up ACDC Lane. From booking clashes with a Mildura blues duo to five-hour Gaga dance marathons, this story has it all. She rocked the bar solo, requested Judas Priest, and proved why she’s the real Queen of Pop and rock. The night became legendary… and we reckon her post-Marvel Stadium plans might just include another Cherry Bar cameo 👀

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Big news for Eurovision tragics... in today Glossy's.

Meanwhile, Robert Irwin keeps pumping sandbags shirtless behind-the-scenes at his Bonds shoot, and it’s a thirst trap disguised as fitness content.

Zoe Kravitz and Austin Butler are reportedly a thing now (don’t call it official yet though), and Chris Lilley might be resurrecting Mr G — he’s posted that iconic pink exercise ball, and fans are losing it.

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Joel stacked it on stage last night—don’t worry, he’s fine, just bruised everywhere (mostly ego)… also he finds out the harsh reality about uggboots, and the White Lotus drama keeps boiling—now the composer’s quit and Mike White’s throwing shade.

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Lady Gaga just announced she's bringing her The Mayhem Ball to Australia! It's been 11 years since she's toured here. We're gonna take you back to the time we chatted with her only a few weeks ago... and when she hinted touring here!

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We’re back in bed with The White Lotus – well, not literally – but creator Mike White is firing shots at viewers who found the finale boring. His message? If you don’t want to be edged, get out of his bed, bossy bottom. (Yes, really.)

Also, we dive into Jennifer Coolidge’s wet fan encounter (someone legit weed on her foot), Joel’s hair is suspiciously red today, and if you’re playing Scrabble for the swear words… you’re gonna be disappointed. They’ve bleeped the whole board.

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Just minutes before the live Australian Idol Grand Finale kicked off, Ricki-Lee was in a full-blown food poisoning nightmare—thanks to some rogue Mexican! She pushed through like a total pro. Glam on the outside, absolute chaos within. We relive the carnage.

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