We’re back for 2026, and we’re kicking off with a Things We Missed quiz to catch up on all the chaos we somehow slept through. Highlights include an elderly Condiment Queen hoarding sauces older than pop careers, Jermaine earning a slap on the wrist (and possibly a medical warning) for a hand edit in Mailbag, and Joel nearly thinking he was the main event at the Australian Open. Tim spotted a man washing his feet in airport toilets—trauma included—and Ricki accidentally turned her Zurich hotel into a sauna. Oh, and Joel’s officially deep into chopped salads, TikTok style.

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