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Two out of 3 betches are here today. Jordana is on vacay in Italy (living it up White Lotus style). Sami and Aleen jump right in with the question on everyone’s lips-- okay not everyone’s, but on ours: Are Timotheé and Kylie still a thing?! After this heated debate, they share their millennial excitement for not one, but two new singles coming from Miley and Selena– on the same day. Speaking of the music industry, hot takes are shared on WTF is going on with Scooter Braun. Who are they stalking this week? (Hint: it’s an update on a Bravo family.) They spill the tea on Jack Antonoff’s LBI wedding and Sami shares her kiki & bouba-inspired theory on the ‘2 sides of Hollywood’. They congratulate Rihanna and Serena Williams on their baby no. 2 arrivals, share an unhinged TV debrief on this week’s RHONY, and as for who will be sent to the Caymans this week? Billy McFarland. If he can sell $500 tickets to nothing he can certainly sell some timeshares.

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Jordana’s back from moving (again) and played tennis with Sami this morning… without Aleen. Maybe she’ll be a benchwarmer next time? Or how about group lessons for all Betches! The trio dive right into the hottest tea off the pop culture presses: Britney Spears’ divorce from Sam Asghari, Kate Middleton and Prince Harry’s “late night phone calls”, Ashley Olsen’s surprise birth, and Raquel Leviss’ tell all interview with Bethenny Frankel (of all people). Sam Asghari and Bethenny are being sent to the Caymans this week, cause we’re not having any more of their sh*t.

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This week we’re swapping one J for another: Jordana’s out because she’s busy doing her favorite activity... you guessed it, moving! So Aleen and Sami invite their good friend, and Betches fam member, Jared Freid to discuss the latest headlines and talk about his upcoming Netflix special “37 & Single” premiering August 15th (set your reminder, betch!!). They recap everything that’s gone on this summer, in what has truly become the season for women. From Barbie to Beyonce to Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour and 1989 TV announcement, they dig into why it’s been such a busy couple of months for women’s entertainment. Plus, Jared is manifesting a post-Netflix DM from Selena Gomez — somebody needs to make sure she’s watching the special next week. We’re in a conflict free mood this week, so no one will be sent to the Caymans, just ~vibes~.

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Jordana and Sami are here to announce that they’re each doing their favorite things next week aka moving and seeing Taylor Swift in concert! Things start on a slightly somber note, as they reflect on the news of Angus Cloud and Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) passings. Sami defends herself re: Barbie movie #theatregate last week and shares her big theory on the Ariana Grande + Ethan Slater of it all. Some TSwift news turns things on a positive note, and the two discuss if she should run for prez. They wrap with a reaction to Lizzo’s lawsuit... Jordana’s AJLT hot takes will be saved for when Aleen’s back next week. Ariana will be sent to the Caymans– bc she’s not a girl’s girl… No comment, betch.

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Two out of three betches are here to discuss the juiciest pop culture news of the week a la celebrity affairs and possible new couples. Jordana fills us in on moving in with her in-laws– she’s turning into Aleen circa 2021. She and Aleen discuss their sus experience at the movies, and Sami isn’t here to defend herself. They dive in with their hot takes on the Barbie movie, the tea on Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater’s so-called affair, as well as Irina Shayk and Tom Brady’s brewing romance. They end with a RHONY/TV review. It’s no question that Ethan Slater will be sent to the Caymans this week.

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Come on Betches let’s go party – Jordana, Sami, and Aleen are seeing the Barbie movie this Friday, and want you to know that they literally can’t wait. After discussing their weekend plans they dive into what felt like the newsiest pop culture week in a while: a la Ariana Grande’s divorce, Sofia Vergara’s single girl summer (don’t ask us to pronounce her ex’s last name), and the rumor mill is questioning if Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are separating. They quickly touch on the new RHONY season and congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her new baby. Lastly, they share their hot takes on Gigi Hadid’s arrest in… *drumroll please*…. The Caymans. The PR team damage control srsly cost more than the actual fine. Since Gigi is already there, problematic people are spared a week.

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The 3 betches open up today’s episode with a debate on ‘bad good’ shows to watch. Then onto discussing the 2023 Emmy nominations– the show airs when Aleen gives birth– will Brian Cox get her through labor? They dive into details on Britney Spears’ memoir: The Woman in Me– will it be a book of Instagram captions? Of course we have to talk about the Barbie press tour seen ’round the world. Then they weigh in on Keke Palmer’s problematic BF and Jonah Hill’s alarming text messages... Both dudes will be going to the Caymans, hopefully with a better therapist.

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All 3 betches are back and ready to discuss social media’s hottest new app: Threads– It’s like Twitter back from rehab. They share their thoughts on RHOBH Kyle Richard’s and Mauricio’s separation; speculate on who Olivia Rodrigo’s new single Vampire is about, and discuss the party of the summer: aka Michael Rubin’s star studded Hamptons soiree (our invite got lost in the mail.) They wrap up with their thoughts on the god awful finale of The Idol, and Sam Levinson is being sent to the Caymans-- HBO bring back Amy Simon.

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Aleen and Sami are here holding down the fort while Jordana is out, and one thing that Sami doesn’t care about at all: Pat Sayjak retiring… Give her a notification when Raquel signs her VPR contract. The two dive into the drama of The Idol’s abrupt end. And while we’re discussing awful TV: AJLT is back for season 2 and we pose the question: just because we can show the sex, does that mean we should show the sex? Now onto actual celebs: they discuss Jennifer Lawrence’s fiery interview on WWHL, Taylor Swift’s call out to Swifties about John Mayer, and give their congrats to newly married man, Jon Hamm.

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While Jordana is in Boston doing U Up Live things, Aleen and Sami are covering all the trending news. Sami is 5,000 feet deep into the Titan submersible drama, and we get the latest details. (NOTE: This episode was recorded before news was confirmed of the Titan sub's catastrophic implosion, ending search efforts this afternoon.) Aleen shares the most recent Hollywood feud… the billionaires are fighting: Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg. Seriously, this is like some South Park type sh*t. Whoever loses should donate everything to charity. They send their congrats to Kourtney Kardashian who is expecting a baby at 44 with hubby Travis Barker. We offer our list of baby names here. The betches share their hottest takes on Harry & Meghan’s split from Spotify before wrapping up with the first installment of “Who We’re Stalking This Week” — hint: she’s a Real Housewife, her name is Kyle, and her husband has been conspicuously absent from her IG posts lately. Get your tickets to UUp Live in Boston and NYC while you still can: link here!

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