Happy birthday to Kat (and a very unhappy day for Natalie's health) as Heather experiences an underwhelming Benihana performance and the ups-and-downs of teenagers while Lindsay takes maters in her own hands at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic!

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Heather's been making the rounds on the TV circuit with an empty fridge and handling Max's decision to go vegetarian while wondering if a prenup ruins the magic of a marriage. Meanwhile, real-life besties Jamie-Lynn and Lance pop by (after popping a bottle of champagne) pop into the studio to talk about Lance's adventures into IVF and their plans for the holidays!

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Heather's had a busy week of accidentally buying her kids fired chicken and figuring out what to do for her birthday. Heather & Natalie address the comments about last week's show with their opinions of online dating while Heather ponders the right way to introduce body hair removal.

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Heather is jealous of Natalie's dinner at Dialogue with Chef Riley and takes her family to a fantastic concert experience while Natalie plays mom for a day at Great Wolf Lodge. Then they answer some more of your questions!

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The ladies are in Heather's basement, enjoying some cocktails, as they talk about keeping their lives super sexy with their spouses, helping Lindsay's friend staying out of the dreaded funk, and what they want to do this year for their respective anniversaries!

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Heather, Natalie & Lindsey give advice on handling teenage angst, how Santa works with with fortunate children, Natalie's pajamas, how those Kardashians mange to stay fit post-pregnancy, and all the plans for Halloween.

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As Terry's birthday comes to a close, Natalie's mom is newly single after some shady business while Heather deals with the back pain...and finds out it caused by Terry!

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It's time for Terry's big day and Heather is still unsure of what to do with the balloons! She finally reveals what gifts she's got planned for his big day while dealing with teenage drama, embarrassing birthday celebrations from the past, and the concept of attending couples therapy.

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Warning for the squeemish: you might want to use your 15-second skip button for some unfortunate news about one of Heather's kids! On a lighter note, you get to hear some news about Chef Jackie, updates on Max & Nicky's homecoming, and a little hint about what Heather is planning for Terry's birthday!

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While scrambling to figure out what to do for Terry's upcoming birthday and chatting about Kim Kardashian's latest cause, Heather & Natalie share the unabridged story of how a sketchy CraigsList ad turned into a 7-year friendship.

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