Billy kicks things off with the All Sports Report, and a nice little event you might like to go to on Thursday night.

Topics Brownless wants to know about your weird family traditions, then comedy legend Bill Bailey is in studio ahead of his Australian tour.

JB tells a story about his days playing cricket in England, and Billy has more wrappy.

Then Billy is demanding an apology for the drink-stealing saga that occured yesterday - and his lawyers are involved!

Melbourne United coach Dean Vickerman is in studio as United take on Illawarra on Thursday, then Billy has a very fruity fireman joke to close the show.

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