Joe makes absolute filth from an innocent question about inanimate household objects.

We weigh up the greatest one-off tricks to pull off just once in life.

After a formal complaint from one listener about Joe’s butchering of an accent, Darren doubts his own Christopher Walken impersonation abilities.

There is much discussion of the history of Wispa Golds as Darren refuses to accept the bar has been around for a lot longer than he presumed.

And a conversation about a yearning for re-living first time experiences leads to a trawl through the Xtra-Vision archive and has Joe wishing he could Google his memories.

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