Cache Me Outside

🎙️ In this episode of Cache Me Outside, the boys unravel the latest clues from the $25,000 Utah Treasure Hunt — diving into musical theories, Pharaoh rock formations, conspiracy theories about their own podcast, and Caden’s Crazy Connections, featuring everyone from Led Zeppelin to Princess Peach.

💥 $25 CREATIVE REVIEW CONTEST: Leave a 5-star review with the most creative insult aimed at Christian. The best roast wins $25. 💸

🪙 Also: Bets are made, punishments are revealed (including 30 hot dogs and a rogue clown workshop), and we question whether any of this is actually helping anyone find treasure. Spoiler: probably not.

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Strap in. In this episode, we discover a new nickname for Chad/Nips, Emma Watson makes an appearance, beef jerky is somehow involved, Olympic conspiracies, Dark Side of the Moon, Donny Osmond’s jawline, and theeeeennnnnnn we get to actual treasure hunt theories—in that order.

We break down the last six lines of the 2025 Utah Treasure Hunt poem and spiral into beautiful nonsense along the way. If you’re here for serious solves, we got those.

If you’re here for pharaoh-shaped rocks, Princess Peach whistle lore, and Christian’s theory about the Olympics being the secret theme… we got that too.

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Best review on this episode will win $25. You get bonus points for the most creative roast about Christian (review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts).⸻

🏆 In This Episode:

• The nipple comment that won’t die

• A heated debate: Pharaoh headdress or pyramid?

• Memory Grove, metaphors, and data centers

• Christian’s Olympic torchlight theory (surprisingly kind of good)

• Beef jerky on the trail: snack or sacred symbol?

• “Whistle with Princess Peach” – and somehow that matters

• Was Donny Osmond the final clue all along?

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💬 Viewer Challenges:

• Spot the ChatGPT moment (someone thinks they can)

• Tell us what we should do for our punishments if we lose our bets

• Let us know if Emma Watson has ever tweeted about hiking in Utah (asking for a friend)

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In this episode, we dive headfirst into the first six lines of the 2025 Utah Treasure Hunt poem. We break down each line, look for patterns, and explore possible interpretations based on how John and Dave have crafted their clues in years past. Drawing on their previous solves, we attempt to get inside their heads and understand how they might be thinking this time around.

Also, just a heads up, this was our first attempt at filming a video podcast, and well… we hit a few snags with the audio. It’s not perfect, but we’re learning as we go. Thanks for your patience and sticking with us!

The story of Julia Thomas begins where the life of the Dutchman himself ends.

When Jacob Waltz died, he supposedly trusted the general location of the gold mine to Julia Thomas, who then spent years searching for the mine and stumbled onto some pretty promising leads.

Ultimately though, Julia would end up joining some weird religion and selling maps to the lost gold mine that she never located.

Whatever your opinion of the veracity of the Lost Dutchman's Gold Mine itself, you have to wonder why someone would leave behind a secure source of income and dedicate all of that time and money to finding a treasure... if they weren't entirely sure of its reality.

#treasurehunter #goldmine #losttreasures #history #mystery #podcast

In this special video episode we interview this year's winner, Damon Johnson. We offer our parting thoughts on this year's hunt and share our latest parody song, "One Trail More". Thanks for another awesome year!

In this episode we attempt to do an extremely steep hike to our latest solve while recording a podcast episode. It goes about as well as you might expect.

Yes, we know. Christian's audio is terrible in this episode. We need better equipment. In this episode Christian shares that solve that broke him as a treasure hunter. We discuss our recent negative reviews and resolve to be better. Chad and Christian mend broken fences. Caden continues to be his good natured self. You know, more of the usual.

In this episode we discuss the most recent hints, including the head-scratching poker video. There is at least 10 solid minutes where we discuss the merits of bathing. So if your love treasure hunts and taking baths, this is literally the most applicable podcast you could possibly listen to.

In this episode we discuss a solve centered on Mount Timpanogos that broke our hearts. We gossip about Discord and Reddit drama and review listeners biggest coincidences they have encountered so far.

It's gold. Just listen to it.