CANCELLED

CANCELLED

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  • Justin "Left His Pet Monkey In Germany" Bieber

    Beliebers be warned. It's time to prosecute the case of cancellation against Canada's prodigal son - Justin Bieber. The man who once peed in a bucket.

    From a very tumultuous 2013, crimes against a pet monkey and some interesting relationship and religious decisions, will Justin Bieber be cancelled? 

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Producer: Emma Gillespie

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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    33 min
  • Will “Been Slapping People For A While” Smith

    It's time for the Freshest of Princes to take the stand in the Cancelled courtroom. 

    One on hand, Will Smith has proven himself to be a 'good to watch' kind of guy, with one specific moment from Hitched deeply ingrained in the psyche of one Clare Stephens. On the other, he seems to like doing slaps. And why do we know so much about his marriage? 

    What charges and sentences await Will Smith?

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Producer: Emma Gillespie

    Audio Producer: Leah Porges

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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    37 min
  • Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" Grey

    The Fifty Shades franchise: A successful but deeply flawed literary (if we can call it that) trilogy, immortalised in an on-screen adaptation Jamie Dornan refuses to regret.

    From negotiating the use of butt plugs to relationship red flags to crimes against the English language, Jessie and Clare debate the case of Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed.

    What charges and sentences await this terribly written but widely beloved, horny franchise?

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Producer: Emma Gillespie

    Audio Producer: Leah Porges

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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    42 min
  • Clare "Victim Mentality" Stephens

    The time has come for Jessie Stephens to prosecute the cancellation of her twin sister, Clare. How will Clare defend herself against allegations of crimes against fashion, questionable costume party choices, an insensitively timed fascination with bats, and more?

    There will be gossip, there will be fighting, and there may even be Daily Mail headlines.

    What will be Clare's charges and sentences?

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Producer: Emma Gillespie

    Audio Producer: Leah Porges

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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    34 min
  • Kim 'Photoshopped A 7 year old' Kardashian

    Kim Kardashian has been accused of a lot of things, but why do so many of her offences relate to altering images...badly? Why is her salad bowl so big?

    Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we continue the cross-examination of Ms Kimberley Noel Kardashian. In Part One, we heard how things backfired for Kim during the 'throw sh*t at a wall and see what sticks' phase of her early career. In Part Two, we'll examine her social media crimes and consider the ethics behind owning a lock of dead lady hair. 

    What will be her charges and sentences?

    THE END BITS

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Producer: Emma Gillespie

    Audio Producer: Leah Porges

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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    34 min
  • Introducing: Fill My Cup

    Mamamia has a new podcast!

    Ever wake up on a Sunday feeling a bit... sick about the week ahead? Ever wished you had a guide to help you shake it off and feel better? Fill My Cup is here for you. It's an overwhelm-fighting well-being show hosted by self-described witch Allira Potter that will give you practical tools to make your week that little bit better.

    If you liked this episode, subscribe to Fill My Cup here: https://omny.fm/shows/fill-my-cup/playlists/fill-my-cup 

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    13 min
  • Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian

    Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' 

    Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In Part One, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollipops to a questionable experience at a so-called 'elephant sanctuary'.

    Will Kim Kardashian be Cancelled?

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Producer: Emma Gillespie

    Audio Producer: Rhiannon Mooney

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    28 min
  • Jordan “That’s Too Much Meat” Peterson

    Jordan Peterson has 12 Rules For Life, and we've got 12 counts of evidence (not really).

    Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Mr Peterson is on trial. From being a downer, to unnecessary rules, to a meat only diet- Clare and Jessie examine it all.

    So what will be his charges and sentences?

    THE END BITS

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Producer: Rose Kerr

    Audio Producer: Leah Porges

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    34 min
  • Chris “Not Hemsworth” Pratt

    Chris Pratt has had many roles, but the one he's been most known for recently is "The Worst Chris".  So how does this hold up in the Cancelled Courtroom?

    We've got evidence of a fake tweets, misinterpreted instagram posts, a famous cat and a divorce that we've had to make up stories for.

    THE END BITS

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Producer: Rose Kerr

    Audio Producer: Leah Porges

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    33 min
  • Anne “The Oscars That Went Terribly Wrong” Hathaway

    You might know her as the Princess of Genovia, or perhaps even, Miranda Priestly’s Assistant. 

    In the Cancelled Courtroom she will be addressed as, Anne Hathaway.

    Jess & Clare dissect Hathaway’s resume including THAT Oscars co-hosting performance, the many reasons people hate her & just her general earnestness. 

    So what will be her charges and sentences?

    THE END BITS

    Subscribe to Mamamia

    GET IN TOUCH:

    Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Producer: Rose Kerr

    Audio Producer: Leah Porges

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    34 min

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Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every…

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