Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Welcome back! Did you have a good weekend? Couldn't have been as good as Slimfast because he went for a little bike ride with his friends. *Someone on Instagram wants to know how many time our show has been sued. Why try our best to remember them all. *Lil Nas X is making headlines with his new video and custom shoes! *Doomscorlling! Good news! That boat got unstuck! There was another shooting over the weekend and there's a good chance you didn't even hear about it. A Goodwill employee find $42,000 hidden in a roll of sweaters. She gave it back! Would you? *Someone wants to know if any of us have ever slept with someone we interviewed. Again, we try our best to remember. *Celebs who don't tip well. We know the sources are always questionable but it's still fun to take a look. *Rich people got even richer during the pandemic. Let's see what they spent their money on! *A new vibrator will tell you when your food delivery is about arrive. Lazlo thinks it's stupid but Jeriney thinks it's a great idea. *Nick Wright is on the show and he's not feeling great. His debts with Lazlo continue to grow. *That's all for today! Stop by tomorrow and we'll answer all of life's questions and mysteries. Plus, we'll have a bunch of celebs on! You won't want to miss it! -Everybody Wang Chung!!  

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Where the hell is Lazlo? Oh! He's getting vaccinated! *Now we can start the show! Everyone is vaccinated now except Julia. What's the deal Julia? Are you anti-science? *Julia cheated on us with another radio show!! *Doomscrolling! Biden did a presser, pollutions is making our junk shrink, and a bunch of white Republican dudes in Georgia are really trying to make sure it's harder to vote. *We're playing a little game on Instagram. What kind of job do we look like we should be doing? I'm amazed at how repeat answers we're getting. *Lily from AT&T is in the news again. This time it's because she's decided to sit down in the AT&T commercials. No joke. *Slimfast doesn't understand how roll playing works. *If everyone you've ever met in your life were in the same room, which person would you grab to talk to? *We're huge in Holly Michigan! *Thanks for hanging out this week! Don't forget to follow us on social @churchoflazlo  Have a great weekend and ....... Everybody Wang Chung!!

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YO! How the heck are ya? Slimfast paid someone to let him change his own oil...or something. *Stuff you loved when you were a kid but you hate now. What's that? Us? *Doomscrolling! Alabama teacher that once argued the teacher/student sex laws were unconstitutional has pleaded guilty. It's 3:30, do you know where your 13 year old is? You might wanna check because a couple of teens just got caught carjacking an Uber Eats driver and killing him! *Julia's gotta interview 24K Golden. What can we try to get her to say? *Do you have naked pics of yourself on your phone? We're just taking a little poll. You do? Prove it. *Slimfast is eager to recreate the COL charity magic but he needs to be patient. *Wow! Today flew by! Hope you have a great night and I REALLY hope you'll hang out with us again tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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There's no better way to start the show than to discuss old dead malls and the documentaries made about those old dead malls. *We just witnessed a crime happening outside our studio window! *Doomscrolling! Dead celebs you've never heard of and cops arresting guys for pulling a "Julia". *It's Wednesday! Get To Know Us! What fictional world would you like to live in and who's your all-time weirdest crush? *Feeling low about being middle aged? Well grab your Geritol and listen to this because we've got some news that cheer you up.  *Kids have been stuck at home for so long that they're starting to say their parents are their best friends. *We can't stop comparing people to used cars. *Did these things really happen in the 90's? We've got the answers because we're old enough to remember. *Have a great night! Hit me up if you find an old PT Cruiser you want to get rid of. Looking for a convertible. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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Lazlo wants Julia to book Bieber on our show. *Most people admit that they've ordered a different drink than the one the actually wanted because they were embarrassed. Slimfast thinks it's toxic masculinity or something. *Doomscrolling! Another week in America, another mass shooting. *Do you think it's "soul crushing" to get an email from work? *Nick Wright is on the phone and he's in a little but of a pickle. *Cinnamon Toast Crunch and shrimp tails anyone? *Lazlo explains Balloon Man in case your family isn't already celebrating this wonderful holiday. *The most uncomfortable game of FMK we've ever played. *That's all for today! Hope to see you back here tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!! 

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How was your weekend? DId you watch basketball? Lazlo built an addition to his house just to watch spots. *Secret Goth Sex Club in LA is in the news. You had to be a member to get in and a lot of celebs showed up. One of them is now facing accusations of some inappropriate behavior *Doomscrolling! The good news> We got a new vaccine. The bad news? We aren't having enough babies. Guy has a million dollar winning lottery tickets and he loses it in a parking lot. Monopoly would like to update their game to be a little more woke. You can make suggestions on their website and they might get used. *Best and worst celeb encounters. Julia breaks our hearts with her story of an American sweetheart. *Why don't these college basketball players get paid?!? *Slim recounts the time he accidently had dinner with Carrot Top. *A new survey claims that some people have never had beer goggles and never woke up somewhere they regreted. Is that possible? *How not to break up with people 101. *Thanks for listening! Don't forget to follow us on twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo   -Everbody Wang Chung!!!!  

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It's Friday! Lazlo got locked out of the building and tried to text Slimfast but he didn't respond. You can imagine where this goes. *One of us almost died last night. We share our near death experiences. *Doomscrolling! Putin vs Biden is on! Also, a guy gets crushed under a car and people in Seattle are upset about a restaurant name. *None of Your Business time! Let's find out once and for all how many testicles Slim has. *Nick Wright is on the program and he thinks you can ask your partner to lose weight as long as they were skinny when you met. *Slimfast is a Country Psychic! He's drinking beer and talking to God or something. *That's it! We're done! Hope you have a great weekend and do something memorable. -Everybody Wang Chung!

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Lazlo really wants that vaccine. Slimfast has an appointment this weekend to get the J&J shot and Lazlo is tired of hearing about it. *Big movie news! One of all our all time favorite movies is being remade on Netflix! What movies would you like to see rebooted? *Doomscorlling! Stop being racist towards Asian americans! What could be dumber than that? Just stop being A-Holes! If you or someone you know uses adderall, you need to listen to Doomscrolling today! *What's the pettiest thing you've ever done? How about paying a parking ticket in pennies? How about paying your employee his last paycheck in pennies? Pennies covered in oil! *Lazlo really loves fighting with people on facebook. *If your spouse wants you to clean the house more often, why aren't you allowed to just hire someone to clean? *What was your "Oh SH*%T, I gotta get out of here!" moment? *People from outside the United States talk about all the things they were surprised to discover are real here. *Have a great night! Call you mom. She misses you. -Everybody Wang Chung!

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A lot of name calling today. Lazlo storms into the studio in rare form. *Why can't we all agree that it's never okay to ask your partner to work out, eat healthier, or lose weight. Just leave them alone. *Doomscroling! Horrible news out of Atlanta today but we have plenty more to discuss. We discover that Slimfast doesn't like teens and knows nothing about skateboarding. *Show us your bugs! Which part of the country has the scariest bugs? *Get To Know Us! Let's find out why we're all bad people and what we'd do during a purge. *Tinder is gonna let you do background checks but we've already been doing that for years. *Red Flag or Deal Breaker? Julia gives us the run down. *Have a great day and Happy St Patrick's Day!

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Can someone please, for the love of god, help Lazlo find a vaccine? He's so close to surviving this thing! *Someone messaged Slimfast over the weekend with some very interesting information about Julia. Time to confront her. *Doomscrolling! We discuss a bunch of stories but you only really need to know about "Cheer Mom" and "Homecoming Mom". *Nick is on the show and he claims that Friday he heard the absolute dumbest take he's ever heard on this program. *Sorority hazing: A problem plaguing college campuses or just good old fashioned fun? *Let's talk about all the unwritten rules that we must abide by if we want to make it. *We are outta here! See you tomorrow and don't forget...Everybody Wang Chung!!

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