Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*John Mayer may have told fathers to be kind to their daughters but it might not be enough to save him from being canceled. *Lazlo is trying to ask Drew Barrymore on a date. *After fifty years of marriage, how often should you be having sex with your spouse? *Doomscrolling! Britney's dad's lawyer finally gives us the other side of the story. Plus, we find a way to pretend like we're giving back to the community. *Nelly's old mansion is for sale and it's a bargain! *Julia sings 90's commercial jingles for us. *Zoom + masturbation = unemployment for one Maryland teacher. *A pansexual asthmatic asks Lazlo for advice. *How many times have you had fun as an adult? Really try and think about. What was the most fun you've had after college? *UFO's are real. No need to go on and on about it. The evidence is clear. *Lazlo had pizza that was so bad, he got angry about it. *That's a wrap! Join us tomorrow as we make up stuff as we go along! -Everybody Wang Chung!! 

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We know more about the Tiger Woods accident but we're still confused about a few things. *A listener sends us screenshots from some scary emails he's been getting. Makes us want to cover up our webcams. *Doomscrolling! Ted Cruz wants us to start respecting each other. *Is it harder to quit drinking or facebook? *Lazlo just got rich with AMC stock. *It's Wednesday and that means....GET TO KNOW US! *Why are people so petty when their relationships end? *Julia can do anything you can do better. She's special. *Do you have to listen to music in the car? If not, are you old? *Have a great night! Can't wait to do this again real soon! -Everybody Wang Chung!! 

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Slimfast teaches us how to save a choking dog. *Does everyone have a "court stuit"? Does it still fit? *If someone is attracted to you, there's now a way to find out for sure without asking. *Doomscrolling! *Julia is worried that her boyfriend is gonna to sleep walk one night and hurt her. *Which one of us is most likely to be kidnapped? *Cam Newton has a lot more patience than the rest of us. *Guy wins $60k at the casino and later gets show in his hotel room by some would-be thieves. *A CNN anchor is in trouble for assuming that Tiger Woods was high when he crashed. *That's all folks! See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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How was your weekend? Slimfast yelled at a girl scout and Lazlo says he did the right thing. *How do you try to figure out people's names you're supposed to already know? We have some tips! *Headlines! The storms in Texas are over but now come the insurance claims. Half a million Americans have died from COVID. Teachers need to learn how to mute their mics in Zoom meetings. *Angry guy yells at families for waiting in line at a food pantry. They arrested him. Good. *If you've seen the Cecil Hotel thing on Netflix then you know about Morbid. Well, he needs our help. *A mom with an OnlyFans says parents want to kick her kids out of school. *A guy opens his Hello Fresh bag and received a strange ingredient. **Chris D'Elia apologized on YouTube and the reaction has been a little mixed. *The top US Presidents you want to have a drink with. *Have a great night! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! 

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Lazlo's excited about an album that came out today and somehow it turns into him making fun of Slimfast. *Science has come up with a list of the most hated bands of all time. Radiohead and Mumford are on this list, just to give you an idea. *Headlines! Ted Cruz still can't explain why he's so unlikeable, should companies be allowed to fire you for not getting vaccianted (yes), we try a new Tik Tok challenge, and a thingy landed on Mars. *What do men and women want to change most about their spouses? *Julia received a creepy birthday letter and Slimfast got roasted online. *Slimfast is a Country Psychic and he doesn't think you're worth the whiskey. *What is the most 90's movies from the 90's? *I'm out of here! Have a great weekend, take care of each other, and Everybody Wang Chung!!

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Heck of a show today! Texas doesn't have power so Ted Cruz is flying to Mexico for a little getaway. *Why do dogs sniff your crotch? We just found the answer. *It's 2021 and that means good parents do their parenting on Tik Tok. *Headlines! DUI prison parties, the face waxing challenge, and teachers donating kidneys! *We take a little test to figure out who was the poorest kid on this show. (It's Slimfast) *Gen Z is ripping millennials again and they're pretty good at it. *Lazlo still hates libraries and he can't find anyone to take his side. *Can your company fire you for just being a loudmouth and kind of annoying? *Want to know if a man is good in bed? Here's every box he needs to check. *Thanks for listening fam! Don't forget to follow us on all socials @churchoflazlo   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!  

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It's Wednesday and we've all learned a lot about the Texas power grid this week. Also, Rush is dead. The radio guy, not the band. The band died after they put out Signals but that's just my opnion. *Turns out that a popular sex toy was originally used to clear acne and even fix crazy. Here's some other items with weird origins. *Headlines! We learn a lot about the royal family today, and we discover we've been very un-woke about breastfeeding. *It's already Wednesday and that means...GET TO KNOW US!! Give us your top five without saying the category and tell us your favorite item under $100. (Yes, we lifted these from reddit) *A celebrity drunk-dials the show this afternoon!! *Julia gets worked up about egg j**z. *Young people don't want you to read their name tags. In fact, only old people would do such a thing. *A list of the world's strangest sports includes ear pulling and face slapping. *Remember Momo? No, it's not in the news again. It just comes up for some reason. I don't know why. You'll have to listen. Have a great night and don't forget to stop on by again tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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The last show before the long weekend and we think you folks are really gonna enjoy it. *Timberlake is crying a river on Insta and Lazlo ain't happy about it. *Make Teachers Old And Ugly Again! *Headlines/Doomscrolling! Did an MIT guy kill a Yale guy? Britney's dad got his day in court, conservationists want us to stop milking toads, and Slimfast came across a truly strange story that just can't be real. *A bunch of women have come together to tell men all the things they need to know about them. *Slimfast is a Country Psychic and he's naming the dogs! *Julia is setting up a Cameo for Lazlo so he can not make any extra money. *Nick Wright surprises us with a call today! *Thanks for listening! We're out for three days but we'll be back on Tuesday! Have a great weekend and please don't forget....Everybody Wang Chung!!

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We are all over the place today. *The zoom cat lawyer is getting canceled. *Headlines! The CDC wants us to wear two masks, Borat 2 might win an oscar, and you gotta hear the story about the old man throwing dead animals on a grave. *Bruce Springsteen got a DUI and the story sounds fishy. *Here's the things people look for in a partner. They sound picky as hell. *What's your dream job? Lazlo and Slim's are weird and kind of creepy. *Slimfast wants to start an OnlyFans. *Lazlo got a sneak peek of Slim's OnlyFans and now he's depressed. *The mayor of Lazlo's town is stepping down and Lazlo's gonna take his place. *Have a great night/day -Everybody Wang Chung!! 

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