Church of Lazlo Podcasts

We're back! Lazlo wasn't feeling good yesterday but the whole gang is here now. Lazlo got his new car delivered and it wouldn't start when he left for work today. *Julia tells you everything you need to know if you want to stalk an ex. *Doomscrolling! Trump's current impeachment moves forward, we update you on the Gorilla Glue lady, and a guy swallows his airpod and doesn't even realize it until he can't take a drink of water. *Mark Cuban wants to drop the national anthem before Mavericks games but the NBA ain't having it. *Lazlo watched the Britney doc and he wasn't impressed at all. *GTK! Get to know us! *Stuff you thought was illegal but isn't. *Your sex robot is going to kill you. *That's all for now! Can't wait to chat tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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Raise your hand if you aren't hungover today. Good to have everyone back. Time for a quick recap of the weekend and of course the game. *You ever been scammed? Why do scams seem so obvious when you're not the one being scammed? Lazlo has the answer. *Headlines! There was a football game yesterday, a guy tried to flirt with a judge but it didn't help his case, and how to spot when someone on Zoom is checking you out. *Julia has a business idea she came up with this weekend. Turns out everyone has an idea and they all stink. *#FreeBritney! *Nick is on the show and we think he's taking things pretty well. *Do you dream about being 40 and single? Here's the job for you! *Have a great night! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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It's Friday baby! Slimfast didn't invite Lazlo over to watch the game. Lazlo pretends to care. *How the hell do you make new friends when you're 30+? *Headlines! Marilyn Manson had a little visit from the police this week. America is divided and we all know it. But now we have to get our own pillows? *Slimfast is a Country Psychic!! *Nick Wright is back and he's giving Lazlo a $30k watch!! *Couples that watch TV together stay together. *Slimfast is scared to have a checkup but his doctor is holding his meds as ransom. *Let's talk a little Christian Rock and say goodnight! Love you always! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! 

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We start the show off complaining about COVID and kids being out of school. *People are feeling frisky during lockdown. They're trying new things and even making love to their significant others! *Headlines! Good news about the vaccine! Chicken and waffles are worth a felony and jail time. *Julia has "tremors". We call her Shakes. Turns out her tremors have an origin story and it involves exploding houses! *Want to make money from home? Too timid to do porn online? Just take pictures of your feet! But be prepared, it's a full time job. *The dullest people in the world have the coolest hobbies but Julia's dad's hobby might be the absolute coolest/dullest. *Nick Wright is on the show and we're talking about the big game!! *Have a great night and don't forget to stop by tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!

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It's Wednesday! Yesterday, we mentioned that Tulsa is offering people $10k to move there.  First, Mississippi would like you to consider their new offer. *Turns out Screech had a couple of dying wishes. Do you have a dying wish? Should you? *Headlines! Looks like grandma could be getting that vaccine soon. The first 23k people to show up at the game this year get free PPE!! *It's Wednesday and that means it's time to GET TO KNOW US!! *Another white celebrity screwed up his life by saying the n-word. *Who's the favorite child in your family? If you answered "Me!" then you're probably lying to yourself. *Julia says most people want to "emerge from COVID new people". What does that mean? How would you reinvent yourself? *Okay, it's a thousand degrees in here again. I gotta get the hell out of here. Have a great day/night and don't forget......Everybody Wang Chung!

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It's a thousand degrees in this studio and I'm getting angry about it so this is gonna be a quick description. I mean, why can't I have some control over the temp in here? I'm not asking them to keep is 65 in July. I'd just like to be comfortable. I'm drinking Gatorade like I'm an NBA player and I don't even stand up to work. Speaking of which, Lazlo got me hooked on that sugar free Gatorade and now I can't get enough of it. I drink it every night. Actually, I wonder if that's why my stomach has been hurting. Is that like a known thing? Like those sugar free gummi bears that make people sick? I'll look into it. I'm sure it's unrelated. Here's today's description. *Slimfast hired a handy man. Anyone else ever feel like your handy man is judging you? *A new study claims that millions of Americans have a hard time sleeping at night because of something called "next-day anxiety". We needed a study to figure this out? What keeps you up at night? If you say outerspace, you're not alone. That's my thing too. *Headlines! There's plenty going on today but the real takeaway is the Elon Musk thing. He's put computers in a monkey's brain and now it can play video games with its mind. I wonder if it could turn down the thermostat here because that would interest me. *Do you like girls who wear ambercrombie and fitch? Julia's the girl for you. *What was the worst day/week/month of your entire life? *What should adults do to celebrate their birthday? Invite people to dinner and ask them to pay? *How much would someone have to pay you to move to Tulsa. Bonus: Slimfast discovers live on-air that Tulsa and OKC aren't the same place. *Let talk about the game. What are your plans and what are Ameica's. *Okay, thanks for listening. My shirt is soaked so I'm gonna run. Have a great night. -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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Welcome back! *Slimfast wants to be Lazlo's emergency contact. *Headlines! Don't buy silver! Or do. It's up to you. Dustin Diamond is dead and we can't process that. A former Q'Anon dude apologizes to Anderson Cooper for thinking he drank baby blood. Jerry Garcia High School! *This is where we talk about chins. What would you do if you lost your chin? Lazlo is gonna tell you what he thinks chinless people should do. It's something else. *Is it ever a good idea to get married? Lazlo says no and Slimfast wants to give away a wedding dress. *When was the first time you saw porn? Julia and Jeriney's stories are amazing and possibly worrisome. *Julia joins the circus. *What's the most annoying sound in the world? *Women want men who drive fast cars, have facial hair, smooth bodies, and are tall. Is that true? *Julia tells us about the most hated states in America, *Have a great night! Hope you had half as much fun as we did today. Can't wait to catch up tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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It's Friday and we all know what that means! Time to take your coporate sensitivity training! *We also discuss the future, talk Gamestonk with Nick Wright, and Slimfast is a Country Psychic! 

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*Did you get rich off any of this GameStop stuff? We didn't but Lazlo managed to make some coin off a hot tip from Slimfast. *What caused all of this day trading crazienss? Horny men. Seriously, that's what some people think. *Headlines! Joe Biden something something environment. The SEC might change the rules so that average people can't profit off the stock market like this again. If we told you "whites only" cemeteries were still a thing in the U.S., would you believe us? Those instant COVID tests we've been hearing about for a year are finally here and they're dogs. *Julia's boyfriend made her a list and Lazlo has some thoughts about it. *Is looking at porn cheating? What about thinking of someone else when you're alone? What about getting hogtied on public transit? *Where and when did you show up drunk when you weren't supposed to be? *No matter what you get your wife/gf for Valentine's Day, she's gonna be disappointed. *Thanks for stopping by! Let's check in one more time before we call it a week. Do afternoons work for you? Perfect! -Everybody Wang Chung! 

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*Did you get rich off any of this GameStop stuff? We didn't but Lazlo managed to make some coin off a hot tip from Slimfast. *What caused all of this day trading crazienss? Horny men. Seriously, that's what some people think. *Headlines! Joe Biden something something environment. The SEC might change the rules so that average people can't profit off the stock market like this again. If we told you "whites only" cemeteries were still a thing in the U.S., would you believe us? Those instant COVID tests we've been hearing about for a year are finally here and they're dogs. *Julia's boyfriend made her a list and Lazlo has some thoughts about it. *Is looking at porn cheating? What about thinking of someone else when you're alone? What about getting hogtied on public transit? *Where and when did you show up drunk when you weren't supposed to be? *No matter what you get your wife/gf for Valentine's Day, she's gonna be disappointed. *Thanks for stopping by! Let's check in one more time before we call it a week. Do afternoons work for you? Perfect! -Everybody Wang Chung! 

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