In our Part two we welcome back our glamorous friend, Crystal Kung Minkoff—Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum, digital entrepreneur, and co-host of the Humble Brag Podcast. From Beverly Hills to Aspen, no topic is off-limits as they peel back the designer layers of fame, friendship, and family.
Housewives Highs & Hindsights
Crystal candidly opens up about her time on RHOBH, revealing she felt embarrassed to fully lean in and often tried to hide from the spotlight. She reflects on how the experience taught her the power of owning her narrative—something she now embraces in podcasting and digital ventures without shame.
Hollywood & Bling Empire Gossip
Patrik digs into Crystal’s social circle, including Christine Chiu of Bling Empire, who almost joined RHOBH before choosing Netflix glitz instead. Crystal shares how family health issues kept Christine off Bravo—and why she respects the decision not to exploit real-life struggles for ratings.
Parenting in the Digital Age
The conversation turns heartfelt as Crystal explains why her kids still don’t have phones—only Apple Watches—and how social media’s toxicity drives her protective instincts. Patrik counters with hilarious stories of tracking their foster daughter’s location and the day she vanished…only to FaceTime them from a restaurant in Aspen after hopping a private jet with Nicolas Cage’s son.
Runway Rundown & Reunion Fashions
The group plays their signature Runway Rundown, dishing on RHOBH reunion looks. Patrik roasts Garcelle Beauvais’pearl mesh dress—revealing Bravo forced a last-minute wardrobe change after Sutton wore a similar color, canceling Garcelle’s custom Swarovski-beaded nude gown Pol' spent nights creating. Crystal admits she prefers understated elegance and reveals her own reunion look: a deep green lace cocktail dress by Yannick Machado, paired with an enormous 30-carat Indian ring (sadly, just on loan!).
Celebrity Style & Designer Drama
They also weigh in on Erika Jayne’s infamous gold mesh gown by Marco Marco—especially Erika’s dismissive “some designer” remark that sparked outrage in the fashion world. Patrik shares insights about dressing Beyoncé, Cardi B, and the tricky politics of costume and design.
Personal Revelations & Body Image
Crystal bravely discusses her history with an eating disorder and body dysmorphia, explaining how showing cleavage on TV was a huge step in reclaiming her self-esteem. Pol’ and Patrik shower her with praise, reminding her she’s every bit a supermodel.
Coffee Reading Magic
The episode crescendos with Pol’s Armenian coffee reading. He sees unresolved tension with someone close—a betrayal that split a friend group. Crystal resonates instantly, recalling a fallout that divided her social circle. Pol' guides her through a ritual to release the energy. Crystal is visibly moved, ready to set herself free.
Final Thoughts & Laughs
As the episode wraps, Crystal marvels at how accurate the reading felt and jokes about her “simple” life—while wearing a 30-carat ring and couture.
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In our Part two we welcome back our glamorous friend, Crystal Kung Minkoff—Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum, digital entrepreneur, and co-host of the Humble Brag Podcast. From Beverly Hills to Aspen, no topic is off-limits as they peel back the designer layers of fame, friendship, and family.
Housewives Highs & Hindsights
Crystal candidly opens up about her time on RHOBH, revealing she felt embarrassed to fully lean in and often tried to hide from the spotlight. She reflects on how the experience taught her the power of owning her narrative—something she now embraces in podcasting and digital ventures without shame.
Hollywood & Bling Empire Gossip
Patrik digs into Crystal’s social circle, including Christine Chiu of Bling Empire, who almost joined RHOBH before choosing Netflix glitz instead. Crystal shares how family health issues kept Christine off Bravo—and why she respects the decision not to exploit real-life struggles for ratings.
Parenting in the Digital Age
The conversation turns heartfelt as Crystal explains why her kids still don’t have phones—only Apple Watches—and how social media’s toxicity drives her protective instincts. Patrik counters with hilarious stories of tracking their foster daughter’s location and the day she vanished…only to FaceTime them from a restaurant in Aspen after hopping a private jet with Nicolas Cage’s son.
Runway Rundown & Reunion Fashions
The group plays their signature Runway Rundown, dishing on RHOBH reunion looks. Patrik roasts Garcelle Beauvais’pearl mesh dress—revealing Bravo forced a last-minute wardrobe change after Sutton wore a similar color, canceling Garcelle’s custom Swarovski-beaded nude gown Pol' spent nights creating. Crystal admits she prefers understated elegance and reveals her own reunion look: a deep green lace cocktail dress by Yannick Machado, paired with an enormous 30-carat Indian ring (sadly, just on loan!).
Celebrity Style & Designer Drama
They also weigh in on Erika Jayne’s infamous gold mesh gown by Marco Marco—especially Erika’s dismissive “some designer” remark that sparked outrage in the fashion world. Patrik shares insights about dressing Beyoncé, Cardi B, and the tricky politics of costume and design.
Personal Revelations & Body Image
Crystal bravely discusses her history with an eating disorder and body dysmorphia, explaining how showing cleavage on TV was a huge step in reclaiming her self-esteem. Pol’ and Patrik shower her with praise, reminding her she’s every bit a supermodel.
Coffee Reading Magic
The episode crescendos with Pol’s Armenian coffee reading. He sees unresolved tension with someone close—a betrayal that split a friend group. Crystal resonates instantly, recalling a fallout that divided her social circle. Pol' guides her through a ritual to release the energy. Crystal is visibly moved, ready to set herself free.
Final Thoughts & Laughs
As the episode wraps, Crystal marvels at how accurate the reading felt and jokes about her “simple” life—while wearing a 30-carat ring and couture.
CHAPTERS:
Subscribe to our audio:
linktr.ee/undressedpod
Follow Pol Atteu:
Instagram: @polatteu
Tiktok: @polatteu
Twitter: @polatteu
www.polatteu.com
Follow Patrik Simpson:
Instagram: @patriksimpson
Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh
www.patriksimpson.com
Follow SnowWhite90210:
Instagram: @snowwhite90210
Twitter: @SnowWhite9010
www.snowwhite90210.com
Watch Season Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.
www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com
#UndressedPodcast
Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read
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