Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

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January 07, 2025 Tuesday Patreon Teaser - Banned from Walmart due to a Gun Shot to the Groin PLUS Pseudo Alcoholic and Comedian Leah Knauer
"Shot in the Groin, High on Chaos: Ben’s Unbelievable Survival Story"
🎙️ New Episode: Detours Through Chaos
Ever heard a buddy story involving Walmart receipts, a gunshot wound, and detox gone wild? 🌀 This week’s Dopey is exactly that kind of madness.
🔥 Ben Croxton shares an insane tale of survival, stupidity, and somehow finding recovery amidst the chaos. Plus, I’ve got updates on DopeyWood, an unexpected invite to Cuba with some very big names (Bill Murray, anyone?), and a sneak peek of Leah Knauer’s comedy, chaos, and song.
💥 Listen, laugh, cry, and cringe. You won’t believe half of it.
🎧 www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
Got a story that tops a near-miss dick injury? 😳 Share it in the comments. Let's hear the madness. 👇
#DopeyPodcast #StayStrong #Recovery #ToodlesForChris

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21 min
January 03, 2025Dopey 512: Gabby Bernstein! Self Help! From Snorting Coke Off the Floor to 11 Time NY Times Best Selling Author! LSD, Old Friends, Shooting Heroin, Prison
This Week on Dopey! We are honored to be joined by super big time NY Times best selling author, Oprah Winfrey buddy and thought leader, Dear Gabby Podcaster, Dream Manifester - Gabby Bernstein!!!!!!!!
Gabby lays it all out how she went from horrible cocaine addiction to finding Self Love and creating her incredible career in helping people and teaching how people can help themselves!
PLUS a crazy email from prison! Trouble shooting Heroin! And a chem sex Voicemail! PLUS ALSO Dave's high school friend's Jim and Devan are back to talk psychedelic New Years, rodents and Snakes on a brand new New Years episode of Dopey!
Check out Gabby's book and tour dates here: https://gabbybernstein.com/events
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
Here is what AI came up with:
🎉 Happy New Year from Dopey Nation! 🎙️
2025 is here, and we’re starting with a bang! This episode is packed with inspiration, jaw-dropping stories, and life-changing wisdom. You don’t want to miss it! 👇
🔥 Episode Highlights:
🌟 Celebrating Recovery:
We kick things off by honoring Amy Dresner’s 12 years of sobriety! 🙌 What an incredible journey—let’s give her all the love.
🌲 DOPEY WOOD IS NEXT WEEK!
📅 January 11th
A star-studded recovery retreat featuring Bob Forrest, Jack Osborne, Annie Lederman, Rich Roll, and more. Plus, it’s all powered by the amazing folks at Oro Recovery. Let’s bring the Dopey Nation together for an unforgettable event. 🎶
🎧 Listener Stories:
Tyler from Atlanta shares his gritty journey from IV drug use to three years sober. 💉➡️💪
A jaw-dropping chemsex voicemail that left us speechless.
A letter from Montana in prison about the wild characters he’s met while serving time.
🌟 A VERY SPECIAL GUEST: GABBY BERNSTEIN!
This week’s episode is a masterclass in self-help, spirituality, and recovery. Gabby—a #1 New York Times bestselling author, podcaster, and spiritual teacher—joins the show to share transformative wisdom and stories:
💡 The 4-Step Check-In to Heal Your Inner Self:
Gabby teaches us how to recognize our inner “parts,” meet them with compassion, and create calm and clarity. This quick tool is perfect for anyone looking to stay grounded and start healing. 🧘‍♂️✨
🌈 Compassion for Your Cynic:
Dave and Gabby dive into the power of understanding your inner critic. Gabby explains how being curious, compassionate, and connected to yourself can help transform self-doubt into empowerment.
🔮 Manifesting Explained:
Not sure how to embrace manifesting without feeling cheesy? Gabby breaks it down: “We manifest what we believe.” By shifting your energy and beliefs, you can unlock new possibilities. 🌟
📖 Her New Book: “Self-Help”
This must-read explores Internal Family Systems (IFS) therapy—a powerful, trauma-informed tool for addicts and anyone seeking peace. Gabby’s personal stories and practical tools make healing feel possible.
🎤 Gabby’s Journey:
From a coke-fueled PR life in NYC to a spiritual leader and recovery advocate, Gabby shares raw stories of her darkest days and the moment that changed everything. “I got clean, and my life became bigger than I ever dreamed.”
👟 MERCH ALERT!
Got a crazy recovery story? Email it to [email protected] and earn a pair of the comfiest Dopey socks. 🧦
💌 Let’s hear from YOU:
What are your hopes, fears, and goals for 2025? Drop us a line!
🎧 Listen now: [Insert episode link]
💙 Toodles for Chris, Peace and Love for Todd and Brian, Annie, Colleen, Liam, Dave and everyone else we've lost!

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2 hr 10 min
December 31, 2024Tuesday Teaser - Happy New Year Dopey Nation - Grandma on Fentanyl - Hamilton Morris Recap - Best of Reddit 2024 Recap
On the Teaser! Happy New Year Dopey Nation! Hear a new email about Grandma Tracey's accident on opiates - and the great Reddit Round up teaser with Cormac and Selby!
Join Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
DopeyWood Tickets still available here: https://www.tickettailor.com/events/thedopeyfoundation/1484803
AI NOTES:
Podcast Episode Notes: Tuesday Teaser – Reddit Roundup & New Year Reflections 🎙️
🎉 Happy New Year, Dopey Nation! 🎉
This week’s episode is a Tuesday Teaser packed with reflections, chaos, and a sneak peek at the Reddit Roundup: Best of 2024! Join Dave as he dives into what makes New Year’s both a time for gratitude and a total letdown, and previews the exclusive Patreon episode featuring Cormac and Selby breaking down the biggest Dopey subreddit moments of the year.
🧠 What’s Inside This Episode?
Dave’s New Year’s Confessions: From Risk-filled childhood celebrations to romance, drugs, and pots-and-pans parenting, New Year’s has always been… complicated.
Grandma Tracy’s Tale: A listener’s harrowing story about fentanyl surprises, garage floors, and the power of resilience.
Reddit Roundup Preview:
Why Hamilton Morris might just be the drug nerd king of 2024.
Look With Love’s voicemail: Heartfelt or way too much?
The Dopey Nation’s complicated love/hate relationship with recovery influencers.
Classic Dopey humor and poignant reflections on Ellie, Annie, and the community that keeps us all connected.
Psychedelic Curiosity: From Yahe to ayahuasca, why Hamilton Morris has Dave rethinking (but not trying) psychedelics.
💬 Why Listen?
This episode is a perfect mix of laughs, reflections, and heartfelt moments that capture what makes Dopey so special. Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the Nation, it’s a great way to start the year.
📢 Shoutouts & Call to Action:
Send us your emails and voicemails! The Dopey Nation makes the show what it is, and we want to hear from you.
Leave a 5-star review on iTunes (don’t be cheap—it's easy and helps more people find the show).
Join Patreon: Exclusive content, weekly bonus episodes, Zoom meetings, and more! Visit www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast to sign up.
Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and fucking toodles for Chris.
🎧 Listen Now

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17 min
December 27, 2024Dopey 511: Hamilton Morris, DMT, Fentanyl, Benzos “I bought a Ziploc bag full of pure diazepam from China for $100. It was 10 grams of beige, sparkling powder, I kept it in my pocket like mints.”
note: Hamilton interview starts around 20 minutes in!

This week on Dopey! After years of Pursuit we finally got chemist, author, TV host, Documentarian and Director - Hamilton Morris of Vice and HBO's trailblazing show Hamilton's Pharmacopia to come to my Dad's house! He tells of how he became a PSYCHONAUT and also why he hates the term PSYCHONAUT among tons of other stuff psychedelic and chemical.
PLUS Adversity Advantage host Doug Bopst is back to talk New Years Resolutions, fitness and more! On this brand new episode of the good old Dopey Show!
There are a few Dopeywood Tickets left: https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1484803
Join Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
Here is what AI said:
Dopey Podcast Episode Show Notes: 🎙️🍭
Episode Title: Hamilton Morris on Psychedelics, Clack, and the Chaos of New Year’s Resolutions (with Doug Bopst)
Release Date: 🎉 December 31, 2024
Intro:
Dave kicks off the final Dopey episode of the year with a bang (and maybe a groan). No heartfelt resolutions here—just raw reflections on why 2024 sucked, what 2025 might bring, and how sugar is basically his drug of choice now. Oh, and there’s a surprise guest: fitness trainer Doug Bopst, called mid-recording to unpack why Dave’s obsessed with Chick-fil-A and why New Year’s resolutions are mostly BS.
But first, the real deal: Hamilton Morris, the chemist and documentarian behind Hamilton’s Pharmacopoeia, drops in to talk about everything from the chemistry of salvia to the ethics of harm reduction. It’s science, chaos, and comedy rolled into one unforgettable episode.
Highlights:
Hamilton Morris Takes Us to School 🧠💊:
The Psychedelic Frontier:
Hamilton explains why psychedelics aren’t just “drugs” but tools for exploring consciousness.
How can they fit into harm reduction? And what about people in recovery?
Salvia, DMT, and the Bizarre:
Why salvia is the “weirdest drug ever” and why it deserves more respect (or fear).
Hamilton shares his thoughts on liquid LSD in the eyes and why he’s never smoked crack.
The Clack Incident:
Dave revisits the time he smoked “clack” (crack, but in Chinatown) with a methadone dealer named Danny.
“It wasn’t great, but Danny was really into it.”
New Year, Same Chaos 🎆:
Dave Calls Doug Bopst:
Dave surprises Doug mid-recording to grill him about sugar addiction, fitness tips, and why Chick-fil-A is apparently Christian food.
Doug suggests cutting out processed foods and prioritizing protein—Dave suggests doubling down on frosted mini-wheats with chocolate syrup.
Sugar, Dopamine, and Decompression:
Why Dave binges chocolate at night while watching Knicks games.
Doug’s take on dopamine, cravings, and why recovery is all about consistency.
The Dopey Fitness Challenge:
Dave vows to run a Couch-to-5K… maybe. Doug advises him to take it one step at a time.
“It’s not about losing 30 pounds in two weeks, Dave.”
Listener Love 🎶:
Jake’s Banjo Cover:
West Virginia listener Jake delivers a raw, soulful banjo rendition of Dave’s song with an original third verse about surviving hard times.
It’s shaky, heartfelt, and the perfect way to end the episode.
Featured Guests:
Hamilton Morris
Genius chemist, filmmaker, and explorer of the psychedelic unknown. Watch Hamilton’s Pharmacopoeia on Vice TV.
Doug Bopst
Author, podcaster, and fitness guru. Follow him at @DougBopst and check out The Adversity Advantage Podcast.
Support Dopey: 🖤
Dopey Nation Merch: Shop Here
Join Patreon: Support the Show
Follow Us: Keep up with Dopey on Instagram and Twitter.
💥 Stay Strong, Dopey Nation, and… Toodles for Chris.
🎧 Listen Now:
Spotify
Apple Podcasts
Website

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2 hr 37 min
December 24, 2024CHRISTMAS TUESDAY PATREON TEASER! PILLS IN THE CUPBOARD! HEROIN, RECOVERY, BUKATY
Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Chanukah Dopey Nation! Here's a little teaser of the Patreon episode with John Bukaty - all about using at Christmas - Recovery - addiction and dumb shit!
Listen to the whole thing here:
https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
We added some tickets for Dopey Wood here is the link:
https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1484803

Here ARE AI's notes:
Merry Dopey Christmas! 🎄
Welcome to another chaotic and festive teaser from the Dopey Podcast—your go-to for dark comedy, drugs, addiction, and dumb shit. 🤪
🕺 This Week’s Highlights:
Dave’s wild Christmas scramble: 🎄
Saving his mother-in-law from her Stranger Things Christmas tree disaster.
Last-minute Amazon packages and AA-fueled heroics.
A deep dive into holiday memories—both tragic and triumphant.
Listener emails featuring poop stories, crystallized Darvon capsules, and holiday miracles. ✉️✨
The ultimate Dopey Christmas Movie pitch. Is it a hit or a miss? You decide! 🎥
Sugar Bear’s return for recovery talk and some brutally honest holiday reflections.
👉 Support the Show:

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27 min
December 20, 2024Dopey 510: Kimber wants to Shoot Coke on a Very Special Dopey Christmas Crisis! Heroin, LSD, Benzos, Crack, and tons of Christmas Cheer!
This Week on our Giant Christmas Episode we are joined by Kimber King and a shit tons of Dopes in our annual Dopey Christmas Craptacular. I feel like i should stop writing note because AI does it so well! So sit back and enjoy a super special Dopey episode! With a cavalcade of Dopes - some voicemails, stories and more on this brand new episode of the good old dopey show!
https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
https://www.tickettailor.com/events/thedopeyfoundation/1484803
Dopey Podcast: A Very Dopey Christmas
🎄 Episode Summary: This special Christmas episode of Dopey: The Podcast on Drugs, Addiction, and Dumb Shit brings all the chaotic holiday vibes, dark humor, heartfelt confessions, and reminders of the power of connection. Host Dave Manheim dives into Christmas-themed stories, raw moments of struggle, and the importance of staying strong in recovery, even during the most emotionally charged season of the year.
From Kimber King's startling confession about almost relapsing to Ray’s California adventures and Dave's chaotic day managing Katz’s Deli and family life, this episode brings all the dopey holiday feels—raw, real, and hilarious.
Key Segments:
🎤 Holiday Songs with a Dopey Twist
Ray Brown's Dopey Christmas Anthems:
A hilarious rendition of Mariah Carey’s "All I Want for Christmas is You" with a dark, dopey twist. Expect plenty of tongue-in-cheek humor about addiction and recovery struggles.
Dive into Ray's process for creating these twisted holiday gems.
🎄 Kimber King's Christmas Crisis (00:37:00)
Kimber calls Dave to confess her almost-relapse plan during the holidays: ordering coke and shooting up alone during her week off.
She shares the power of reaching out, her codependent struggles with family, and the impact of staying connected in recovery.
Key takeaway: Even when the urge feels overwhelming, talking about it can stop you from spiraling.
🚨 Dopey Christmas Stories
Courtney's Christmas in a Walmart Parking Lot (01:49:51):
Courtney recalls a freezing winter spent homeless in a broken-down car, nodding out with cigarettes in hand. A gritty, real look at what addiction can do during the holidays.
Kimber’s Family Christmas Gone Wrong (01:04:40):
A chaotic Christmas memory involving family dysfunction, biker bars, and violence. Proof that not all holiday stories come with a warm fuzzy ending.
Dave’s Heroin-Fueled Holiday Drive (01:09:17):
Dave shares a surreal, haunting memory of nodding out on heroin while driving to his girlfriend’s family Christmas party, with old-timey Christmas music as the soundtrack.
🎄 Dopey Nation Shout-Outs and Voicemails
Dopey Nation members share holiday greetings, updates, and their own struggles with staying sober during the holiday season.
Standout voicemails:
Courtney’s story of being homeless on Christmas.
Lou’s reflections on being a still-using member of the Dopey Nation and how the show keeps them connected.
Margaret Cho and Erin Carr drop in to wish the Dopey Nation a happy holiday.
✉️ Listener Emails and Notes
Dave reads emails from fans, including:
Nishma, who’s listening from Norway and relates deeply to the stories.
An anonymous fan who hilariously mishears "calm" as "dot com" and shares gratitude for the podcast’s balance of humor and recovery.
🌴 Ray Brown’s California Adventures (01:26:18)
Ray calls in from Palm Springs to share stories of hiking, swimming, and staying healthy—while dodging the bizarre transactional culture of Palm Springs.
Ray promises a custom-made Dopey t-shirt for Dopey Wood.
🛠 Updates and Announcements
Dopey Wood is Coming!
January 11th in Los Angeles with special guests like Bob Forrest, Rich Roll, and more.
Dave shares behind-the-scenes chaos about planning the event.
Call for Stories and Help:
Dave urges listeners to send in stories, voicemails, and emails to keep the show alive.
💬 Heartfelt Messages
A Christmas Reminder:
Dave reflects on the melancholy of the holidays and urges listeners who are struggling to reach out. Whether through a friend, the Safe Spot hotline (1-800-972-0590), or Dopey Nation Zoom meetings, help is always available.
The importance of staying alive and staying connected, because "dead people can’t recover."
Resources & Links:
🔗 Dopey Patreon: patreon.com/dopeypodcast – Extra episodes, bonus content, and a way to support the show.
🔗 Dopey Nation Zoom Meetings: Check the Dopey Podcast Instagram for the full schedule.
🔗 Safe Spot Hotline: 1-800-972-0590 – If you're using and need support, call this confidential, harm reduction hotline.
🔗 Oro Recovery: ororecovery.com – A treatment center offering connection and compassion.
🔗 Mountainside Recovery: mountainside.com/dopey – Incredible programs to support recovery.
🔗 Discover Recovery: discoverrecovery.com – Based in Washington state, offering excellent addiction treatment.
Toodles for Chris
As always, this episode is dedicated to Chris and all those we've lost in the Dopey Nation. Stay strong, stay connected, and remember, recovery is possible.
🎧 Listen Now: Wherever you get your podcasts! 🌟

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2 hr 1 min
December 17, 2024Dopey Tuesday Patreon Teaser with Bryan aka Teddy from Hell has an Exit AND my DAD wants to drink ketamine psylocybin tea!
This week on the Patreon Teaser! My dad jumps on to talk about Mushroom/Ketamine Tea and a new article about how in Oregon people take it at the end of their lives! Then we read a bunch of emails before we have Teddy from Hell Has An Exit who talks about the first time he ever does cocaine! Plus much much more on a brand new teaser for that old time Dopey Show!

Dopey Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
DOPEYWOOD TICKETS: https://www.tickettailor.com/events/thedopeyfoundation/1484803
WHAT CHAT GPT SAYS:
🎙️ Dopey Patreon Teaser: Teddy Tarantino & Family Hijinks
🌀 Studio Construction, Family Banter, and a Dopey Dose of Chaos
🎧 What’s Inside This Patreon Teaser?
Dave brings a quick, hilarious, and heartfelt look into the behind-the-scenes madness of building the new Dopey Studio and previews a must-hear conversation with Brian Alzate (aka Teddy Tarantino) from the Hell Has an Exit podcast. Along the way, we get Dave’s dad in top form, sharing everything from psychedelic fears to spaghetti and meatballs.
🛠️ Teaser Highlights:
🎤 Family Chaos with Dave’s Dad 👨‍🦳:
Live from Dave’s dad’s house, where Howie is hard at work on the new studio—while Dave records, naturally.
Psychedelics for End-of-Life Care? Dave grills his dad about an article on psilocybin and ketamine tea for palliative care.
Dave’s dad: hard no on the tea but a solid yes on spaghetti and meatballs. 🍝
The ongoing battle: Will Dave’s dad ever admit to trying cannabis or "wake up" with magic mushrooms?
Snakes, Cats, and Cheese:**
Dave reads Dopey Nation emails, including wild snake stories (baby snakes escaping!) and Katz's Deli cheese controversies.
Cheese ban drama: Delis may not be about cheese, but Dave knows what works for the ‘Gram. 🧀
💥 The Teddy Tarantino Teaser:
Preview of Brian Alzate’s first time doing cocaine at 14 years old—when his friends left it in his room by accident. 🤯
Cocaine lessons 101: “All I did was play Grand Theft Auto all night—what the hell is this drug?”
The seeds of addiction: How young curiosity mixed with opportunity led to full-blown chaos.
🎯 Why Join Patreon?
Almost 3 hours of uncut bonus content with Brian Alzate—raw, shocking, and deeply dopey.
Bonus Howie Content: Dave’s dad never fails to entertain with his no-nonsense takes, accidental wisdom, and refusal to try psilocybin tea.
Exclusive Dopey Stories: More snake tales, behind-the-scenes laughs, and merch perks for signing up.
🛒 Support Dopey & Join the Dopey Patreon:
👉 www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
🎧 Final Notes:
If you love the show, the Patreon content delivers more stories, more laughs, and more Dave and Howie. Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and fucking toodles for Chris. 🌟

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23 min
December 13, 2024Dopey 509: 'Kratom: The blue balls of getting high. It scratches the itch, but it doesn’t make you come." The Kratom Episode with B. Getz and Jana Wu!
This Week on Dopey! The Kratom Craptacular! Everything you wanted to know about Kratom but were afraid to ask! I am extremely excited and proud of this new Dopey Kratom Show with Mountainside's Jana Wu and the Upful Life Podcasts' and Dopey Legend B. Getz - we learn so much about the phenomenon/scourge/harm reduction tool/recreational and super easily accessible gas station wonder drug - Kratom. No matter how you pronounce it - Kratom is out there and affecting the world of addiction and recovery profoundly! So sit back and relax and consume this extra long extra informative super kratomy special of Dopey! PLUS voicemails, emails and more on this super new episode of the kinda old Dopey Show!
Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
DopeyWood Tickets:
https://www.tickettailor.com/events/thedopeyfoundation/1484803

Here is what AI Said:
Dopey Podcast: The Kratom Special 🎙️🌿
Get ready for a Kratom deep dive in this episode of Dopey! Dave brings together two amazing guests for a rollercoaster conversation that balances expert knowledge, raw personal experience, and a sprinkle of humor. 🎢✨
Part 1: Expert Insights with Jana Wu 🧠📚
Dave chats with Jana Wu, a mental health professional from Mountainside, to demystify the world of Kratom. Jana sheds light on Kratom’s complex role in addiction recovery, public health, and regulation. Topics include:
Sugar vs. Kratom: The parallels between sugar addiction and Kratom use. 🍪➡️🌿
The cultural explosion of Kratom post-COVID and why it’s become so accessible. 🛒📦
Should Kratom be sold in gas stations? (Spoiler: probably not.) ⛽🛑
Cannabis legalization, Kratom regulation, and the larger societal shift toward harm reduction. 🌱⚖️
Jana offers thoughtful perspectives on how we as a society can approach substances like Kratom without resorting to prohibition. She also opens up about the challenges of discussing this topic as a professional in the recovery field. A fascinating, must-listen conversation! 🔥
Part 2: B. Getz’s Raw Kratom Journey 🎵🌍
In the second half, Dave welcomes back B. Getz, the host of the Upful Life Podcast and a longtime Dopey fan-favorite. B. reflects on his eight-year daily Kratom habit, his recent decision to quit, and what that process has taught him. Highlights include:
Finding Kratom: How B. turned to Kratom after a devastating Oxycontin addiction. 💊➡️🌿
The pros and cons of Kratom as a harm reduction tool versus its potential for dependency. ⚖️
Tapering Tips: How B. used a mix of supplements, planning, and support to quit Kratom. 🕊️💪
“Blue balls of the real deal”: What Kratom feels like and how it kept his “switch” off. 🛑💡
Going out with a bang: B. shares his wild concoction of cannabis syrup and Kratom extract shots in a playful nod to his past. 🎉🍹
B.’s story is a testament to resilience, transparency, and the power of partnership. His openness about the challenges and rewards of stepping away from Kratom will inspire anyone navigating a similar journey. 🙌
Themes & Takeaways
Recovery isn’t one-size-fits-all: Harm reduction tools like Kratom can save lives, but they require responsibility and self-awareness. 🧩
Community support matters: Whether it’s a partner, the Dopey Nation, or Reddit groups, transparency and connection are key. 🤝💬
Everyone’s journey is unique: Whether abstinence, harm reduction, or something in between, there’s no “right” way—just your way. 🌟
Shoutouts 🎉
Jana Woo for her wisdom and dedication to helping people in recovery. 🙏
B. Getz for his raw honesty and incredible storytelling. Catch his podcast Upful Life for more music and culture insights! 🎧🎶
Closing Note
This episode captures the essence of Dopey: raw, real, and thought-provoking. Whether you’re curious about Kratom, in recovery, or just love a good story, this is one for the books. 📚
Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and as always, toodles for Chris. ✌️❤️

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2 hr 16 min
December 10, 2024Tuesday Patreon Teaser with Doug Bopst and Sugar Bear John Bukaty! Fentanyl, Elvis, Jam Bands, Freestyle, recovery,
Tuesday Teaser is UP! With Adversity Advantage's Doug Bopst! He is getting married!!!! Plus email, freestyle, songs and good times! AI notes below and links to Patreon and Dopey West!

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Dopey West Tickets: https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1484803
🎙️ Dopey Patreon Teaser: LL Bean, Elvis Weddings, and Freestyle Magic 🎙️
Hey, Dopey Nation! 🌧️ On this rainy day in Suffolk County, Dave's cozy in his bougie LL Bean moccasins, Katz’s Deli tee, and polo robe, ready to serve up a Patreon teaser filled with drugs, addiction, and dumb shit. Let’s dive into this week’s chaos! 🌀
🔥 Highlights of the Episode
Doug Bopst: Fitness and Elvis Weddings 🎤
Dave chats with fitness guru and Adversity Advantage host Doug Bopst. Topics include:
🏋️‍♂️ Fitness and recovery tips
💍 His upcoming Vegas wedding officiated by Elvis (!?)
🎵 Doug’s questionable knowledge of Elvis hits (spoiler: it’s bad).
Sugar Bear Joins the Fun 🐻
John Bukadi adds to the madness with stories of widespread panic shows, psychedelics, and new career ideas in art therapy.
Dopey Freestyle by Taz 🎤
A special submission from Taz, who shares his journey from addiction to recovery through freestyle rap.
Listen for Taz’s story about recovery, love, and... stabbing his mom’s boyfriend over turkey 🦃😳
Ben & Jerry's Flashback 🍦
Dave reflects on his hilariously low-viewed YouTube ice cream reviews and plays the catchy theme song by Rare Brian.
💌 Listener Love & Contributions
A heartfelt email from Taz, a listener from Indiana who’s two years clean from meth and fentanyl. His freestyle submission is raw, real, and pure Dopey spirit. 🎧
🎟️ Upcoming Event: Dopey Goes West
Date: January 11, 2025 📅
Location: Los Angeles (West Hollywood) 🌴
Lineup: Bob Forrest, Jack Osbourne, Rich Roll, Annie Lederman, and more!
👉 Grab your tickets here – only 30 left!
🎁 Patreon Perks
Join the Dopey Patreon for exclusive content!
$5 Level: Extra episodes, recovery zooms, stickers, videos, and more!
$15 Level: Coveted Dopey socks 🧦
$20 Level: Beanie + socks combo
👉 Sign up here: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
🎵 Outro Music
The teaser wraps up with Taz’s freestyle and the iconic Ben & Jerry's Dopey theme song.
❤️ Toodles for Chris
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December 06, 2024Dopey 508: "I Sold Lots of Drugs to Oasis! " Simon Mason on Shooting Speedballs, Catching Fire and Dousing Flames with Urine, Almost Managing Banksy Kurt Cobain, Heroin, Recovery
This week on Dopey! We have Simon Mason, an author, recovery coach and a shadowy figure of the Britpop scene of the 1990s. whose life story is a whirlwind of rock 'n' roll excess, devastating addiction, and eventual redemption. Known as the "Cat in the Hat," Simon was a dealer to Oasis and other legendary bands, a firsthand witness to the cultural explosion of the era—and a victim of his own spiraling heroin addiction.
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💥 Simon’s Wildest Stories:
Selling Drugs to Oasis During Their First London Show 🎤
Simon shares how a random phone call led him to Oasis’s first-ever London gig in 1994. Tasked with delivering cocaine to the band, Simon stuck around to see their performance—and was instantly blown away.
“It was like watching The Who, The Beatles, and The Stones rolled into one. I knew they were going to be huge.”
This meeting sparked a relationship where Simon provided drugs to the band during their meteoric rise.
Living Through Britpop Chaos 🎶🍾
Simon was deep in the Britpop scene, rubbing shoulders with the likes of Evan Dando, Jarvis Cocker, and even Kurt Cobain. He describes the madness of house parties where the industry’s elite partied upstairs, while addicts like Simon descended into darker depths:
"I was in a room full of rock stars and drug addicts—Jarvis Cocker asked me, ‘Are you going upstairs or downstairs?’ It was metaphorical, but I didn’t realize it at the time.”
Banksy’s Offer 🎨
In a bizarre twist, Simon once turned down an offer to manage an up-and-coming graffiti artist because he thought there was “no money in graffiti.” That artist was Banksy. Years later, Banksy gifted Simon a piece of art to help fund his recovery band’s album.
“I said no to managing Banksy. That’s how dumb heroin makes you.”
The Infamous “On Fire in a Caravan” Story 🚬🔥
While using in a dealer’s dingy caravan, Simon passed out after leaning into a candle and set his coat on fire. The dealer woke him up screaming, “You’re on fire!” Simon’s solution? He doused himself in the dealer’s two-day-old bottle of urine.
“I was covered in piss and gouged out, and somehow I thought that was normal.”
Missing Oasis at Knebworth 🎸💔
Simon recounts how he was invited to the legendary Knebworth show in 1996, attended by over 250,000 fans. However, after losing his heroin in a festival porta-potty, Simon abandoned the show and went home to score.
“I missed the biggest moment in Britpop history because I couldn’t survive without heroin.”
🌟 The Turning Point:
In 2006, Simon hit rock bottom after a series of devastating events: being homeless, burning bridges, and receiving a death threat from a drug dealer. The final push came when his 10-year-old nephew begged him to take him ice skating for his birthday—before he died.
“He said, ‘Uncle Simon, can you please take me ice skating before you die?’ That broke me.”
Simon found his way to Narcotics Anonymous, where the simple kindness of strangers changed his life. He’s been clean ever since and is now a recovery coach, musician, and author.
🎸 What Simon’s Up to Now:
Author: Simon’s book, Too High, Too Far, Too Soon, chronicles his wild life and recovery journey.
Musician: He leads the band Hightown Pirates, made up of musicians in recovery, and has released three albums.
Recovery Coach: Simon helps others struggling with addiction, offering the same love and hope he found in recovery.
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🏀 Episode Wrap-Up:
Dave finishes the episode with Knicks updates, reflections on Fentanyl Jay’s journey, and his usual mix of humor and heart.
Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and as always—fucking toodles for Chris. 🐘✌️

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