We set off on an odyssey through the world of petty crime, and crime prevention, this week. Joe has been picking locks but doing it at all the wrong times, while Darren is wondering about the process of career progression for an up-and-coming gangster, and what life must be like wearing a Canada Goose puffer jacket in 26 degree heat.

The lads wonder about the decline of the post office raid, and marvel at the sheer effort involved in an ATM heist.

Joe wants to stop banning things just because they can hurt us, while Darren is reflecting on the legacy of Dublin hash – which leads Joe to contemplate the decline of the humble hot rock.

And Joe accidentally finds himself cycling on a motorway, where he is almost killed by a bus with Darren’s face on the side.