In his typically humble way, Joe makes the case he can win a fight with one of the great apes, and Taylor Swift can’t hold a tune. And it all, somehow, stems from him being disappointed that Dublin Zoo is just too damn good these days.

A listener tips us off about the fascinating origins of eels (turns out it’s quite a mystery), and Joe has an audience with the Pope in the Vatican. Which means he now has two passes into heaven, which is handy.

We also search for Darren on Goggle street view, and hear about his new collectible habit, which this time Joe is actually interested in.

And we have a time travel challenge, with a 10 year old Darren Conway tasked with alerting the world to impending disaster.