Darren has major boiler disasters and it’s led him to the world of cold showers, which has opened up a route to becoming a wellness influencer.

Joe treats us to some very dad accents and even worse reality TV, and speaking of reality TV, Joe can’t seem to get off First Dates Ireland.

In the latest update on Joe’s dinosaur, we receive a potentially lucrative offer to take it off his hands. – and he recounts some more adventures at Dublin port as the piss-takers emerge to mock his dinosaur conundrum.

There’s a strange segue into the crossover world of bucket bongs, insanity workouts and baths.

We hear about Darren getting a ferocious football in the face from Wes Brown, and we return to Darren’s obsession with football player cards.

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