We pit the global AI giants in a battle of which computing superpower has the greatest knowledge of Stall It, and find a clear and decisive winner – and a snarky loser.

Joe is almost deported, or thinks he is, as he falls to victim to an exquisitely executed hoax.

Joe longs to have a stalker and Darren plans for questioning by border authorities on his honeymoon.

We hear about the disappointing realities of theatre life and Darren wonders if everything is a game changer.

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