The entire Irish music scene is a target for Darren, as he airs some grievances at 4am, and contacts Fontaines DC to ask (maybe begging?) for a favour.

But that’s not where the celeb name dropping ends, oh no. Darren has also been attracting new superstar followers, and is now considering bring a little glamour and star power to his newest ad (it’s for wheelbarrows).

Joe has word of a fledgling theatre career in his family, and he’s got himself into a bit of a bind by accidentally ending up as a football pundit alongside a former Ireland manager – on live radio.

Darren has been on the bus again, but his latest experience might scare him back to taxis – and Joe’s head is full of numbers, too many numbers.

We also have a rare and overdue mention of the City Imp bus.

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