Karen錄英事

Ep16【生活英文】Siri的英文笑話給過嗎?⎜10 Pun-based Jokes


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👉🏻Vocabulary


1.chemistry(n.)化學

2.reaction(n.)反應

3.pun(n.)雙關

4.contact(n.)聯絡(人)/隱形眼鏡

5.blink(v.)眨眼

6.supernatural(a.)超自然的

7.go for a stroll散步

8.invisible(a.)隱形的

9.invisibility cloak隱形斗篷

10.turn down拒絕

11.job offer工作職缺

12.cage(n.)籠子

13.breed(v.)飼育-bred-bred(n.)品種

14.captivity(n.)囚禁

15.strand(v.)擱淺/滯留

16.genie(n.)精靈

17.grant(v.)准許

18.a sense of humor幽默感


👉🏻笑話原文

1.I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I'm not sure if I'd get a reaction.

2.What is the sweetest subject at school? History. It's full of dates.

3.To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.

4.Why are stars bad at staring contests? Because they're always blinking.

5.Why do ghosts love to eat health food so much? Because it's super natural.

6.I have a joke about Einstein's space theory that I've wanted to tell. And I'd say it's about time.

7.A couple of years ago, two snails went for a stroll in the park. They're having a great time.

8.Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? Because he just couldn't see himself working there.

9.I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. The sign said it was bread in captivity.

10.Three people are stranded on a desert island for many years. One day, they find a magic lamp with a genie inside who will grant them each one wish.

The first person wishes to return home.

The second wishes the same.

The third says, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."



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