This week Chris tells James and Michael about one of the most terrifying sea creatures of all: the kraken. It’s as big as the Hollywood sign and can drag ships and sailors to the bottom of the ocean with its huge gooey tentacles and powerful suckers. In other words? The kraken is the exact opposite of Sebastian from the Littler Mermaid. Enjoy!

PLUS: Jerry Seinfeld and his teen girlfriend, Gremlins, and James accuses Michael of being obsessed with Eataly.

*** WARNING: If you’re in Toronto on April 12, come out to Precious Moments comedy, the unbelievable new show hosted by Michael Balazo and Jackie Pirico. The lineup features comedians Adam Christie, Jordan Foisy, Amar Singh and Rebecca Payne. The show is at Reposado (136 Ossington Ave.) at 8pm and it’s pay what you can. ***

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This week we welcome Stefan Heck and John Cullen from the fantastic Blocked Party podcast. They were eager to talk about NFL legend and movie star O.J. Simpson, and we were in no position to turn them down. Enjoy?

PLUS: a slightly raunchy intro featuring Venus for Men, revolving restaurants and flag history.

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This week we welcome comedian Andrew Michaan from Podcast But Outside. Andrew demanded that we talk about the terrifying Lord of the Rings villain Sauron, and we were happy to oblige. But be warned: things get pretty scary. Enjoy!

PLUS: Bubly, supermarkets, weather and intimate dating facts.

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This week we take a trip back to the 10th century as Chris tells James and Michael about notorious Norse viking Erik the Red. Erik was a fierce fellow who did his talking with his sword. But he also loved to explore the north Atlantic ocean. In fact, he founded the first European settlement in Greenland. Enjoy!

PLUS: our crudest intro ever. Oops.

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This week, James tells Chris and Michael about award-winning actor and politician Ronald Reagan, who ruled America in the 1980s. Enjoy!

PLUS: Titanic in 3D, Arnold Schwarzenegger and video games!

*** LIVE SHOWS ***

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This week, James tells Chris and Michael about visual artist Scott Adams, who has brought joy to millions of people with his hilarious comic strip Dilbert. Sadly, Mr. Adams has also found himself in hot water over the years for his odd views on women, Donald Trump and race relations. Enjoy!

PLUS: Radiohead, Liver King and Goof Troop!

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Chris Locke Live at his own Birthday – March 7, 2023 at Comedy Bar in Toronto. Chris celebrates his birthday with special guests Jackie Pirico, Sean Cullen and hosts Michael and James! TICKETS HERE!

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Hey everyone! This week we’re joined by returning guest Sooz Kempner, who traveled all the way from Britain to talk privately with Chris, Michael and James about Boris Johnson, the politician with funny hair and unlimited children.

PLUS: Princess Diana, 9/11, horses and MORE!

*** ATTENTION: UK listeners. Sooz is going on tour across England and Scotland with her specatular show PlayStation in April. CLICK HERE for dates and tickets. Don’t miss it!

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Hey everyone! This week, Chris tells Michael and James all about Set, the Egyptian god of war, chaos and storms. Set began life as a cool, nice man before becoming a ruthless, power hungry god who sowed chaos across the land, murdered and mutilated his own brother Osiris, and assaulted his nephew Horus during a sleepover. How rude can you get?

PLUS: UFOs, balloons and James tries to hypnotize himself into having a healthy tummy.

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Hey everyone! This week, Michael brings current events to life by telling his friends Chris and James all about the fantastical New York congressman George Santos. Sure, he’s in the news for lying about his religion, ethnicity, work history and how his mom died from 9/11, but he also ran a fake charity for vulnerable animals. He’s the ultimate politician!

PLUS: the intro features some crucial talk about Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and another edition of Weird, Way Cool… or Whatever?

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Hey everyone! This week, James spills the annoying beans on actor/comedian/flasher/drug enthusiast Andy Dick. And Chris and Michael can’t believe their ears.

PLUS: there’s plenty of vacation talk, and the guys decide which Golden Girl they would be. Enjoy!

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