This week, beloved friend Tim Gilbert joins James and Chris to talk about the notorious owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones! Plus Tim reads a mean email from his Mom, Chris imagines a crappy zoo, and James makes a rough Jason Bateman joke.

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BOOOoooooo! Happy Halloween, Evil Men listeners! This week, we talk about scary stuff, adults who play with toys, kids who play with toys and MORE. 

Our episode’s spooky subject is Ronald O’Bryan aka “The Candy Man” aka “The Man Who Killed Halloween.” In 1974, Texas resident Ronald tried to collect on some life insurance policies by lacing his victims’ Halloween candy with cyanide. But he was instantly caught because he was sooooo stupid. Not cool, Ronald! EnjoyyyyyyyyYYYYYYy!

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ATTENTION: Kitchener and Waterloo! Chris Locke, Michael Balazo and Jackie Pirico are heading to The Yeti Cafe on Saturday, November 9, 2024 for two incredible Laughsquatch standup shows at 7:30PM and 9:30 PM. These shows are always super fun and sell out fast. GET TICKETS HERE!

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Hello Evil Men listeners! This week, we kick things off with Chris telling the story of a GIG FROM HELL in an unnamed rural Ontario town. 

This episode’s subject is Colton Harris Moore aka the Barefoot Bandit, a Washington teen who became infamous for breaking into homes and businesses, stealing things and then drawing himself a damn bath. Throughout it all, the police were powerless to stop him. Only after stealing a plane and flying to the Bahamas was he caught. Enjoy!

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On Wednesday, October 30, Chris Locke and Tim Gilbert rise from their coffins and put their capes back on for their annual The Two Draculas show. 8PM at Comedy Bar on Bloor St. GET TICKETS HERE!!!

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Hello Evil Men listeners! This week we review Canadian Thanksgiving 2024 and talk about the Shackleton Expedition. Then we get down to serious business. Our subject for this episode is Grady Stiles Jr. aka “Lobster Boy,” a circus sideshow performer who lived a difficult life, and inflicted misery on his family before committing an actual MURDER. He then became a victim of MURDER himself. Oops. Enjoy!

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On Wednesday, October 30, Chris Locke and Tim Gilbert rise from their coffins and put their capes back on for their annual The Two Draculas show. 8PM at Comedy Bar on Bloor St. GET TICKETS HERE!!!

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Hello Evil Men listeners! This week we welcome comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton to the show to talk about the incredibly successful and shady television phenomenon known as Dr. Oz. Enjoy!

Be sure to follow Johnny on Instagram, and get tickets to his shows in Toronto on December 6 and 7 RIGHT HERE!

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MICHAEL BALAZO COMMUNES WITH THE DEAD! 

On October 12, Michael is hosting a forbidden seance at Toronto’s Tranzac Club, during which he will attempt to contact and interview dead celebrities, all of whom will be played by the city’s top comedians. Guests include: James Dean (Chris Locke), Gilbert Gottfried (Chris Sandiford), Adam & Eve (Ben Sosa-Wright and Sarah Bennett), The Olsen Twins (Jackie Pirico and Rebecca Payne) and Kurt Cobain (Ben Stager). GET TICKETS HERE!

THE TWO DRACULAS

On Wednesday, October 30, Chris Locke and Tim Gilbert rise from their coffins and put their capes back on for their annual The Two Draculas show. Get ready for an evening of insane, hellish and blood-spattered laughs. 8PM at Comedy Bar on Bloor Street. Tickets should be available at comedybar.ca very soon!

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Hey y’all. This week we talk about the Vince McMahon docuseries, James’ wine-fueled Instagram comments and Will Smith’s gas problems. Our subject this week is John the Boy, an imaginative but misguided teen from Manchester, UK who loved chat rooms and was charged with inciting his own murder. Enjoy?

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CHRIS LOCKE AND FRIENDS CRACK JOKES

Chris is hosting/headlining a night of standup on October 4 at Wenona Craft Beer Lodge with guests Juliana Rodriguez, Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett, Ben Sosa-Wright and Tom Henry. GET TICKETS HERE!

MICHAEL BALAZO COMMUNES WITH THE DEAD! 

On October 12, Michael is hosting a forbidden seance at Toronto’s Tranzac Club, during which he will attempt to contact and interview dead celebrities, all of whom will be played by the city’s top comedians. Guests include: James Dean (Chris Locke), Gilbert Gottfried (Chris Sandiford), Adam & Eve (Ben Sosa-Wright and Sarah Bennett), The Olsen Twins (Jackie Pirico and Rebecca Payne) and Kurt Cobain (Ben Stager). GET TICKETS HERE!

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Hey y’all. This week we look at the life of notorious NYC party monster Michael Alig. In the late 80s and early 90s, Alig was the leader of the Club Kids, a group of hardcore clubbers who scandalized America with their outrageous outfits, drug use and provocative sexuality. But the party came to an abrupt end when Alig brutally murdered a fellow Club Kid in cold blood. Enjoy?

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CHRIS LOCKE AND FRIENDS CRACK JOKES

Chris is hosting/headlining a night of standup on October 4 at Wenona Craft Beer Lodge with guests Juliana Rodriguez, Jackie Pirico, James Hartnett, Ben Sosa-Wright and Tom Henry. GET TICKETS HERE!

MICHAEL BALAZO COMMUNES WITH THE DEAD! 

On October 12, Michael is hosting a forbidden seance at Toronto’s Tranzac Club, during which he will attempt to contact and interview dead celebrities, all of whom will be played by the city’s top comedians. Guests include: James Dean (Chris Locke), Gilbert Gottfried (Chris Sandiford), Adam & Eve (Ben Sosa-Wright and Sarah Bennett), The Olsen Twins (Jackie Pirico and Rebecca Payne) and Kurt Cobain (Ben Stager). GET TICKETS HERE!

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Hello, listeners! This week the entire cast of Evil Men is back and operating at full capacity. After a discussion about Presidential assassinations and Dave Grohl’s newest baby, Chris, James and Michael move on to the topic at hand: Travis the Chimp, a former Connecticut citizen who evolved from an adorable baby monkey into a terrifying murder machine. Enjoy!

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Hello, listeners! This week, Chris is MIA, but don’t worry, because Michael and James are joined by the fantastic and hilarious comedian Sooz Kempner, all the way from sunny Britain.

After discussing seagull feces, the IRA’s attempt to blow up Margaret Thatcher, and Love Island UK, we dig into this week’s topic: the tragic, intergalactic story of Lisa Nowak, the NASA astronaut who made headlines in 2007 for driving across America wearing a diaper and attempting to kill her rival in love. Enjoy!

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Good news, people of Britain: Sooz is taking her Edinburgh show CLASS OF 2000 on tour across the UK in October and November. GET TICKETS HERE!

SEE CHRIS & MICHAEL AT ELSIE’S IN TORONTO ON SEPT. 12

Chris, Michael and Jackie Pirico are doing an actually insane standup show on Thursday, September 12 at Elsie’s. GET TICKETS HERE!

SEE JAMES IN DAVEY & JONESIE’S LOCKER ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO AND HULU! 

Check out the trailer HERE. 

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Hi. This week, the entire cast of Evil Men is back on Canadian soil, doing what they do best. First off, Chris and Michael tell captivating Celtic tales of their time at the Edinbugh Fringe Festival. Then, James scares the damn hell out of everyone by telling the story of Rod Ferrell, a southern-fried vampire freak who committed a heinous act in a place where most dark souls fear to tread… Florida. Enjoy!

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SEE CHRIS & MICHAEL AT ELSIE’S IN TORONTO ON SEPT. 12

Chris, Michael and Jackie Pirico are doing an actually insane standup show on Thursday, September 12 at Elsie’s. GET TICKETS HERE!

SEE JAMES IN DAVEY & JONESIE’S LOCKER ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO AND HULU! 

Check out the trailer HERE. 

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