Theological sex toys (1:30)

Is Matthew a big deal (12:00)

Tweet mad libs (15:30)

Light switch, cont'd (28:00)

Tweet replies (37:00)

Casey remains AWOL as she travels the country hanging out with CCM stars, so Pastor Rich is back on the show to wade through some pastor Would You Rathers, also we talk about exploding bosoms.

Casey is out of town on a top-secret undercover theology mission or something. So Matthew calls FSBT veteran Nate Claiborne to run through what's been going on in Christian Twitter

Matthew's inappropriate sermon titles (1:00)

FSBT Cancels stuff (7:30)

Abishag and David (28:00)

FSBT Would You Rather (43:00)

(2:30) Casey's inappropriate sermon titles

(11:00) Jarrid Wilson

(25:30) Covenant Spice product reviews

(35:45) Tweet replies

(41:00) Trump card arguments

Matthew begins the episode by giving Casey a morning devotion (1:30), followed by listeners' birthday wishes for Casey (4:30). Then, the episode devolves into QUESTION EXTRAVAGANZA (12:00), including random rants about Ruth (24:30)and Joab (33:00), and at various points Matthew and Casey bungle basic details of Bible stories. Finally, Casey does a classic rant on Kim Kardashian's shape wear (53:00)

-Why was Casey blocked by a stranger? We investigate (1:00)

-Is Casey being erased from the FSBT discourse? She weighs in (4:30)

-Inappropriate-sounding hymns! (7:00)

-Tweet replies (13:30)

-Matthew and Casey get serious for 9 minutes about masturbation and legalism (24:30)

-Are you married to a succubus sex demon? (35:30)

Matthew gives Casey a morning devotional in the form of a bizarre John Piper tweet (1:00), then special guest Bekah takes us into the world of Presbyterian stick dancers (7:00). Then Casey talks about being a youth group mom for the first time (19:30). Listener Laura has a question about naming children biblically (26:30). Matthew and Casey have a legendary fight over Jenny Gump (37:00) before ending the show by checking on the 2019 FSBT Student of the Year (48:30)

FSBT Canada Bureau Chief Laura checks in with a quick rant on special church music (5:00), then Matthew and Casey talk about discovering video of Joel Osteen's son preaching (14:00). Matthew brings a batch of Christian Tweets (24:30), then Casey brings a set of FSBT Would You Rathers (44:00)

Casey and Matthew talk through a recent tweet about grudges and apologizing (4:00). Then Casey leads into a discussion about Josh Harris (9:30). Then it's a belated Part 2 of Matthew & Casey's Guide to Getting Your Youth Group Crush to Fall in Love with You (23:30). Finally, Matthew performs a Voskamp and Casey brings some Transformed Wife tweet mad libs (40:00).