Happy Labor Day! Dating feels like job hunting, virginity confessions in your late 20s, and rebound sex that won’t leave your head just another Monday with Jared on the JTrain. Between emails, Jared riffs on life from the road, comedy headaches, and whatever else sets him off that week. It’s equal parts advice, rants, and oversharing, the kind of stuff you’d gossip about over brunch. Hop aboard and keep the laughs (and the complaints) rolling.

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