Good morning, Angels! The Cute Ones are off to the races this week as they watch the quintessential Charlie’s Angels, the Lucy Liu, my girl Drew, and Cameron D film (you may remember it if you were in a hotel with Chelsea on molly after a music festival). The movie gets the duo talking about John Wayne, The Girls Next Door, Donny’s hot UPS man, the Wicked Shiz University student IDs, and dance circle competitions. Also, a deep dive of early 2000’s fashion is held.

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TGIF, Cuties. Donny and Chelsea's morals are great this week - nor is their morale - so instead of covering this week's hot topics, they're giggling their way through Cutie-submitted questions.

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It's election week and... things aren't going well in Chelsea and Donny's brains.

The Cuties are not letting Dick run their life, but they are letting Ryan Bailey (someone who likes to eat ass on camera) celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Watergate with them by recapping the 1999 Kirsten Dunst/Michelle Williams movie, "Dick." Ryan spends the episode trying to figure out who the target audience was for this movie while Chelsea spends the episode giving history lessons. Then, Ryan shares a story about his worst date and Donny educates them on the early 2000s gay porn, "The Hole." Also - were Pepe and a pimp involved in Watergate? 

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We’re fine. We’re great. (Not really.) After a hard week, Chelsea threw the party of the century that left Donny jealous. But the week also included Octavia Spencer - as Ma - endorsing Kamala Harris, Nick Cannon’s insecurities about marrying Mariah Carey, Vicki Gunvulson’s deal with the Devil, and Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum’s separation. Also, Donny educates on the best ways to gaybait as Chelsea begins a new book club - Sarah J. Maas’s Crescent City series. Finally, Donny is begging you and everyone you’ve ever watched to watch The Wasp (the best movie he’s ever seen? Besides Ma - has it been 10 years yet?)  After this episode, you’ll never think of clams again.

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The Cute Ones  may look the best they’ve looked all month, but they do have some issues…for starters, Chelsea couldn’t dress like Joan Cusack for this episode, and to make matters worse - Donny doesn’t know how to make his Wednesday Addams costume slutty. But wardrobe problems aside, the duo discuss The Addams Family, as well as teachers with glass eyes and wooden legs, the beauty of Anna Chulmsky, tax write offs, bad posture, and how fun it would be to con a family. Cuties, if you know the logistics of the Addams Family, please let Donny know - ARE THEY DEAD? And answer this question: Is Merida from Brave pretty?

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Happy Halloweekend, Cuties! It’s warm as hell due to climate change, so put your Lenny Kravitz scarf to the side and instead watch The Wild Robot on cable TV, strut through the Fall Fun Run and watch adult videos for 45 minutes because it’s Friday! TGIF. The Cute Ones discuss Wicked (again), but more importantly Cynthia Erivo’s meltdown (get it?) and Alamo Drafthouse’s terrible plan for Wicked showings. Then, Chelsea educates Donny about Skibidi Toilet (and Kim Kardashian’s new jewelry). Also… Is your p*ssy green?

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Cuties, do you want to play a game? Chelsea and Donny wish they would have played a game instead of watching a movie this week because Saw ain’t it. (If you like this movie, seek help!) And because the Cute Ones hated it, they instead talk about Alice in Wonderland, Danny Tanner learning Spanish, how they’d terrorize customers if they worked at Dick’s Last Resort, the hottest dogs from Oliver and Company, and the disgusting bathrooms of straight men (and this all in five minutes). Also, eat your yogurt quieter!

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Cuties, if you have prime boi pv$$i, this episode is for you! The Cute Ones are joined by comedian Peter Toto (@petermarietoto) to discuss bald men, Andrew Garfield’s breakup with the witch after his chicken shop date, and Ariana Grande’s SNL episode (which is great since Peter has a history with her… online, at least). And Cuties… Chelsea needs to speak to you: not hehe haha news. Also, Vanessa Hudgens, if you’re reading this, email us and let us know!

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Don’t fret, Cuties - Chelsea is NOT in Blackface for this episode, but Donny is using slurs (only the ones Lacey Chabert says, though!) As the Cute Ones watch the 2005 werewolf flop, Cursed, Chelsea educates Donny about how to survive a bear. She also sings the Baby Bottle Pop jingle for whatever reason. Also, wrestlers are not sexy (neither is farting while peeing), but Donny is - especially in this week’s costume, which could explain why he’s in his Fxck Boi era. RELEASE THE MANDY MOORE CUT.

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Donny’s on the mend and Chelsea is doing more voicework as they discuss the latest developments in RugTok and the downfall of Rainforest Cafe. And in a week that brought us Kamala Harris on Call Her Daddy, the 20th Anniversary of Desperate Housewives, Wicked tickets going on sale, and the announcement of Princess Diaries 3, Donny decides to discuss what he’s currently watching (English Teacher on FX). Then, Chelsea educates us all on how awful the Blake Lively interviewer is. Also, which dog would you save if you played Project Makeover?

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