Hermuhnmuhmuh. Donny Appreciation Month is officially upon us, and to celebrate - Cloverfield is here (and we don't mean Donny's birthday present)! This year's DAM is off to a better start than last year for Chelsea because their guest, Jessica Conrad, shares in her misery of being forced to watch Donny's favorite movies. Donny explains the layers of his obsession for this movie, including why he wanted to move to New York, dates his husband never took him on, and some impressions he's been working on. Then, the Cuties share the wildest thing they've done because a friend asked them to, and Chelsea educates on how to survive a bridge accident!

For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon!

Follow Us on Social Media!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

Support the show

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you believe Chelsea has never seen The Devil Wears Prada before? No, no. That wasn't a question. To recap the movie, she and Donny are joined by Anthony Lario, who brings stories of the Miranda Priestlys he's worked for - or at least women who thought they're Miranda Priestly. The three also discuss "American Idol" season 5 winner Taylor Hicks, honorary gay Stanley Tucci, and - for whatever reason and for far too long - "The Lovely Bones." Then, Donny signs Chelsea up for a live recording of "The View" before she gives us her worst dream cast of all time. Also, the Cuties submit their most toxic workplace stories, and while Twitter hits us with the same hot take about Nate being the real villain of this movie every two months, Chelsea delivers a truly hot take that leave Anthony and Donny rocked to their core.

For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon!

Follow Us on Social Media!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

Support the show

Sponsor:

Go to zocdoc.com/cute and download the Zocdoc app for FREE!

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's more unhinged than grown men starting a fraternity? Donny and Chelsea without a guest. The episode is off to a rough start when Chelsea gives Donny a lesson in pronunciation and continues down a chaotic path when they share memories of hazing. Then, the Cuties submit stories of moments when people needed to read the room. Also, Donny feels like Jesus and dated an adult man with braces.

For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon!

Follow Us on Social Media!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

Support the show

Sponsor:

Go to BetterHelp.com/CUTEONE for 10% off your first month of therapy

HelloFresh.com/cuteone65 and use code cuteone65 for 65% off plus free shipping!

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Allow me to introduce you to The Confused Breakfast, a nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, hosts AJ, Sean and Mike revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still hold up.

Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Valentine's Day, Cuties! The hoof hearted Wesley Teague (@woonteague) joins Chelsea and Donny to celebrate the holiday with a "Crazy, Stupid Love" recap, and while he researched the hosts ahead of time, nothing can ever really prepare a guest for what they'll experience on this show. And experience, he does. Donny shares his plans to Winnie the Pooh at public events and his Christina Aguilera performance while Chelsea makes it clear she doesn't know how to play 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon... or maybe even know who he is. Then, the three discuss their celebrity hall passes and the Cuties submit their most awkward crushes.

For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon!

Follow Us on Social Media!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

Support the show

Sponsor:

Go to BetterHelp.com/CUTEONE for 10% off your first month of therapy

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The (accidental) Union-athon continues as Selle Brooks, host of "Who Asked Me," joins Chelsea and Donny to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of "Deliver Us From Eva." Donny, the activist of our generation, discusses his love of a natural hair journey and HBO Max's "Velma" as Selle learns about Roger Ebert's death. Chelsea and Donny have very different opinions on LL Cool J - she thinks he cant act, and he... c*ms and whips out his impression (among other things). Then, the three bond over B**** G*** S***** C****** and testing significant others. Also, the Cuties submit their biggest, dumbest grand gestures, and Chelsea implements a Spank Bank Claus.

For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon!

Follow Us on Social Media!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

Support the show

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's the plural for messy - in one person, I mean? We're about to find out as Jeff Epstein, host of Manic and co-host of Adderall & Compliments, joins Chelsea & Donny to discuss water and Bring It On, which is FINALLY available to stream! After Chelsea realizes which actress plays Big Red, Donny stomps on the patriarchy as he points out issues in the movie's iconic opening scene. Then, the three lust over Cliff Pantone and discuss dating apps, and Donny reveals more about his cancellable screenplay that he wrote in college. The Cuties submit their most embarrassing stories. Also, Chelsea was a cheerleader for two weeks.

For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon!

Follow Us on Social Media!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

Support the show

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you couldn’t tell by Donny’s receding hairline and Chelsea’s creaky bones, it’s the 25th Anniversary of Spice World, and we are officially old! To celebrate, Hannah Brown, proud owner of the DVD, is here to recap the movie and share her praises of the girl group, including her favorite member (a distant relative?!) Chelsea’s nemesis is up to his old tricks as he comes for girl power and Dunkin Donuts, and Donny makes new nemisi of his own as Hannah and Chelsea (incorrectly) tell him that he’s wrong about a very important plot point. Also, the Dave Matthews Band is disgusting and Chelsea prepares for aliens.

For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon!

Shop our merch!

Follow Us on Social Media!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

Support the show

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donny & Chelsea refuse to be Heigl'ed again as their resident Judy Greer expert, Quin Lamar, is back to celebrate the 15th anniversary of 27 Dresses while Donny celebrates Winnie the Pooh Day. The group discuss the rise (and fall) of Katherine “Nigel” Heigl, her character being a terrible friend/bridesmaid/sister, and the pure joy of being a wedding guest (as opposed to the horrors of being in the wedding party.) Also, with both his work husband and real husband in one place, Donny decides now is the perfect time to talk about “his first time.” Then, the Cuties submit their worst Bridezilla moments.

For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon!

Shop our merch!

Follow Us on Social Media!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

Support the show

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the 20th anniversary of Just Married, and to celebrate, Chelsea's daughter is projectile vomiting while podcast host, comedian, former snake kid, and goldfish brain, Tracey Carnazzo, realizes she's been Punk'd as she recaps the Ashton Kutcher/Brittany Murphy rom-com about terrible people that should not be together. Chelsea relives trauma about moving in with her (formerly dirty) husband, and Donny finally tells his meet cute story. Then, Tracey shocks the pair with stories of the worst accommodations she's ever stayed in. Also, the Cuties tell the biggest lies they've told their significant others.

To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteone

For our merch, check out iamthecuteone.com

Follow Us on Social Media!
Chelsea: @ohnochels
Donny: @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices