JB's back in the studio as Billy kicks off a pre-Long Weekend show with an All Sports Report.

Hawthorn's Calsher Dear is in studio, and finds out he's no longer the only Calsher in the world, then Topics Brownless wants to know when your parent has embarrassed you.

A quick hit of footy news precedes Herby's social media feedback - as the family rips into Billy for his Katy Perry Craft, then we get an enormous Idiot File.

Jono Brown calls in from Aquazone Warrnambool before the Lions take on the Pies tonight, then Billy finishes with two jokes... one of which might get us taken off air.

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