IDIOT with Laura Clery

We've got it all today: creepy morgue stories, bizarre deaths in backyard shenanigans, and even some good old-fashioned paranormal encounters. Lauren the Mortician is on the show to share what it was like growing up in a funeral home and how her life revolves around death. We’ll cover mortuary glam, insane death calls, and the best ways to avoid dying. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com 

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 Welcome Lauren the Mortician to the show

-1:00 Lauren’s first experience at a funeral home  

-3:15 Dead bodies = normal day 

-5:05 What’s a death call? 

-7:33 The scariest situation Lauren has ever been in 

-8:28 Best way to avoid death 

-10:30 Why we dissociate 

-11:33 Ghost stories 

-17:17 What happens after death 

-19:45 Motherhood as a mortician 

-22:10 Child safety: toys to avoid 

-23:00 Neuro-spicy?

-25:00 Gratitude for life 

-33:47 How to trick your kids 

-36:40 What happens when you’re struck by lightning 

-38:00 Cremation vs. burial 

-40:00 Human composting 

-42:30 Someone get therapy for the ghosts 

-46:00 Monthly breast cancer checks 

-50:00 Find her everywhere @lauren.the.mortician

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It’s time for me to let loose…considering everything going on in my life. Today, my Mom and I will make prank calls, test if I’ve been a freak my whole life, and talk about my Dad’s diagnosis. Plus I’ll share how important community has been in keeping me going these days. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com 

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:03 Welcome, I’m here with the mother of all Idiots 

-00:30 Make sure to like or subscribe to the show

-1:38 PMDD explained 

-2:55 Certified freak 

-5:55 Prank calling

-11:30 Update on my Mom & Dad 

-20:11 The best support system 

-23:10 “Yeah, no” or “No, yeah” ?

-25:22 Lasered buttholes

-29:47 Trying the Wim Hof breathing technique 

-35:07 Did I almost kill my own mother? 

-35:20 Comment and let me know how it felt in your body

-37:09 How my Mom feels about death 

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I shouldn’t believe everything my brain thinks. Dr. Amen is here to help me figure out how to do just that; so I can start loving my brain instead of fighting the intrusive thoughts. He’s a psychiatrist who changes peoples’ brains and their lives. We’ll talk about why second graders may be smarter than adults, three tips for brain health, and what we can all do to cope with anxiety. I learn some of the most insane things about my own brain in this episode… I was truly not prepared. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com 

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:23 Welcome to Idiot, I’m here with Dr. Amen

-1:33 How do we take care of the brain in 3 steps   

-2:11 Penis envy vs. brain envy 

-6:30 What to avoid

-9:48 Listen to your genetics  

-10:32 Depression 

-13:12 PMDD & PMS 

-15:51 Trauma time 

-19:28 Flip your mindset

-25:18 A wonderful nighttime routine 

-27:00 Dr. Amen’s favorite recipe 

-30:50 AG1 is my favorite supplement, it’s completely vegan and helps with gut health, energy, and my immune system. If you order now at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get a year long supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs.  

-31:50 The worst brain he ever saw 

-33:44 Download the app Think Dirty to scan your products 

-38:52 How Dr.Amen feels about his own brain 

-45:00 Healthy brain = Healthy sex 

-49:22 Questions from the fans

-52:57 Girl brains vs. Boy brains

-56:59 The rule of 12 

-1:01:3 How we met! 

-1:04:30 Visit amenclinics.com or check him out on Instagram & TikTok to find his book that mentions me

1:06:00 Comment below any questions you still have

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Manon is back to tell us a story you won’t believe– and it all happened at Erewhon. We’ll also go on a journey through her pregnancy feelings, covering everything from the wild changes to her boobs, to the joys and challenges of birth planning. Plus we’ll confront our biggest problems, come to terms with who our celebrity crushes really are, and announce our upcoming tour!  

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com 

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:18 Welcome to the podcast, I’m here with Manon 

-00:34 Make sure to like and subscribe to keep us going 

-1:00 Celebrities, $8,000 smoothie & our connection to Kristin Wig 

-6:57 Cumming in your pants 

-11:50 Our celebrity crushes 

-13:40 Pregnancy boobs… 

-17:50 Plans usually just go out the window 

-20:12 Babies in the closet? 

-26:26 Confronting our biggest fears vs. avoiding our problems 

-31:06 Longer foreplay please 

-40:52 Boy or girl….?

-44:00 We’re going on tour! Comment where should we stop?

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You’re not ready for this one.. Ingrid Newkirk, the President and Founder of the controversial organization PETA joins me to share the moment she dedicated her whole life to protecting animals and the unimaginable things she plans to do with her body parts after she dies... We’re thinking for ourselves now and I’ll share how this lifestyle has changed my life. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com 

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:07 Welcome Ingrid Newkirk, the President and Founder of PETA

-00:55 The controversy around change  

-1:30 Can we kill a mosquito…? 

-3:28 How Ingrid grew up 

-4:20 Everything we didn’t know 

-5:10 Breaking federal law for the snails! 

-8:35 How do we shift our habits?

-11:17 What changed Laura’s life

-16:13 We address the controversy and rumors 

-20:35 What Ingrid wants her body turned into after death 

-22:05 The MOST dramatic campaign 

-25:16 This show is sponsored by AG1, my amazing green supplement. It’s completely vegan and helps with my gut health! If you order through me at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get a year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and five FREE travel packs. 

-27:39 The president of France will be receiving Ingrid’s liver after she dies 

-31:15 Ingrid’s regrets 

-32:00 Love at first fur demonstration 

-35:20 How to respond to the haters 

-37:00 Why to adopt not shop 

-39:31 Read one of Ingrid’s books or visit PETA’s website to learn more

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All my fears are catching up to me and I need to chill the fuck out. Since this week is really getting to me and I’m so overwhelmed, we’re bringing it back to one of my favorite meditation episodes. For optimal results put this on everyday for 30-days. Who knows, maybe it will change your life. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com 

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 Like/comment and subscribe to the show to keep me going 

-00:10 All my fears 

-00:25 One of my favorite guided meditations I’ve done 

-1:24 10 minute guided meditation inspired by Clare Hudson

-4:30 Our mantra for the day: I am meant to live in peace

-11:12 Our other mantra for the day: Today is a beautiful day of opportunity, I’m exactly where I’m meant to be, and I open myself to the universe and trust in the unfolding of my life. Everything is working out better than I could have ever imagined.   

-12:08 5 things you’re grateful for 

-13:30 I love you

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Do we all have daddy issues? Violet Benson, aka @daddyissues_ is here to make me question everything about my life, explain what new money vs. old money looks like, and share how often she gets played by the 12 year olds on TikTok. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:22 Boobies 

-2:13 Welcome Violet Benson AKA @daddyissues_ 

-2:34 Make sure to like and subscribe

-5:13 TikTok changed our entire brain 

-7:04 Talking about Violet’s MASSIVE stains  

-8:35 Highlighting our flaws 

-9:38 The origin story of Daddy Issues 

-11:17 Our violent thoughts 

-14:48 Shower thoughts>>>

-15:40 Why is Violet sober?

-18:40 The “It” girl account 

-22:07 How my divorce is going  

-24:45 American food…

-26:00 Creative insults 

-26:20 AG1 is my favorite supplement, it’s completely vegan and helps with gut health, energy, and my immune system. If you order now at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get a year long supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs.  

-32:00 What we do to deal with our emotions 

-37:23 The latest obsessions 

-40:00 Violet’s highschool experience 

-45:00 What the dating apps are like 

-47:15 Violet’s worst dates ever 

-1:00:12 Violet’s hallucinations 

-1:04:49 The best piece of life advice 

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I can’t seem to feel anything these days but I’m trying. Manon is back because I’m emotionally numb and she can’t stop crying. We’ll help each other open up, balance each other out, and share our lazy girl techniques to make sure we can cry and cry and cry without our makeup ending up everywhere. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:11 How to live life and cry more 

-00:50 Manon is channeling for Chris 

-1:38 Our makeup situation 

-3:24 What Manon was like in highschool 

-3:40 Make sure to like this video and follow the show 

-4:57 Highschool reunion flop 

-6:33 Itchy belly = Pregnant Manon 

-7:08 Laura is dead inside

-7:55 Why does Manon feel this way 

-9:10 It’s okay to be sad 

-10:45 All stress, no creativity 

-12:27 Let go and feel your feelings 

-23:55 Why we love vulnerability 

-26:00 What are the chances that Stephen scored our favorite movie…crazy 

-27:21 Why I’m scared for the future

-28:50 I’m sane enough to know my thoughts are insane right now 

-30:25 Breathing practices NOW

-34:45 Screaming for feminine energy 

-37:57 Team avoid pain!!

-40:48 Scream break 

-45:45 What we learned in school 

-47:11 It’s a babymoon

-52:33 Manon tests out some new material 

-55:38 We all know what this is 

-1:00:35 The power of writing 

-1:02:40 Our insecurities

-1:12:21 Comment below anything you want, and what you’re having for lunch today

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I was born chaotic. And since it’s family time, I’m getting crazy with my niece Ava today. We are so similar, she may just grow up to become a comedian like me. How scary! 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 Family time 

-00:31 Welcome Ava to the podcast!

-00:44 Make sure to like and follow to keep me going 

-2:00 I’m scared

-3:56 We got a future comedian on our hands?

-5:10 Sibling dynamics 

-5:52 AG1 is my amazing green supplement packed with vitamins and minerals. If you order from drinkag1.com/idiot you can get a FREE year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 travel packs. 

-7:12 Our scary faces

-10:12 The trippiest interview I’ve ever had 

-12:00 Joke time 

-13:36 I love you all so much and thank you Ava 

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My Mom is back to call me out on my shit. Plus she will answer all of your burning questions, reveal a secret or two, and share how she really feels about my divorce. Also I’m feeling feisty so get ready for a prank call too… 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots

Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 Wow we’re getting right into this 

-00:33 Make sure to like and subscribe now

-2:08 What do balls look like? 

-3:00 How my mom feels about my fans 

-3:45 Burning questions for my Mom 

-7:05 My mom gets raw with her emotions 

-7:50 Spam risk turned prank call 

-10:18 I love the ASPCA and have been donating for years 

-11:30 My Mom’s perspective on aging 

-14:00 Are we living together now?!

-15:15 Deep, dark secrets 

-18:07 How to know if he’s the “one” 

-20:00 You comin’ through? 

-21:00 Who doesn’t love my Mom??

-21:21 Comment your thoughts below

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